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You say this, but bigotry IRL operates on the exact same psychology. Politicians love using anxieties of people living in impoverished rural areas to justify mass deportations of immigrants for instance.

05.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everybody gangster till there's a finisher indicator above your head.

18.08.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This pair look like the villains in a movie where the hero is a dog.

24.09.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1870    πŸ” 395    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 5
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26.08.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The suspense had me hooked all the way through

23.08.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that episode. It would've been so easy to make the office suit guy a cartoon villain and the protagonist the hero, but it all was written as how such conversations occur in real life - absolutely raw and messy and uncomfortable and with a lot of apologies afterwards from both sides.

23.08.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An in-game render of Ozzy Osbourne, with the logo for Brutal Legend and text that reads, "Free for the next 666 minutes" and the itch.io logo in the bottom right corner

An in-game render of Ozzy Osbourne, with the logo for Brutal Legend and text that reads, "Free for the next 666 minutes" and the itch.io logo in the bottom right corner

To honor Ozzy's larger-than-life rock and roll legacy, we're making BrΓΌtal Legend *FREE* on itch.io: doublefine.itch.io/brutal-legend

But this incredible deal will only last for 666 minutes, as the prophecy foretold. So get yourself clicking, before it disappears like a demon in the night...

🀘 πŸ–€

23.07.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7864    πŸ” 4713    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 247

Looks like an SCP, that's awesome!

23.07.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy pride to u pimps

01.06.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 19515    πŸ” 6444    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 57

Nah, it's still hysterically funny

01.05.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find it reassuring how life keeps on taking the piss out of cynical media enjoyers, that use the term "unrealistic" as a critique.

29.04.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amur and Timur are a tiger and a goat who established an unlikely interspecies friendship in a safari park in Primorye in the Far East of Russia. Timur was placed in Amur's enclosure as food but, by his confident behaviour, established a rapport with Amur, who did not eat him.

Amur and Timur are a tiger and a goat who established an unlikely interspecies friendship in a safari park in Primorye in the Far East of Russia. Timur was placed in Amur's enclosure as food but, by his confident behaviour, established a rapport with Amur, who did not eat him.

18.03.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2679    πŸ” 385    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 61
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Don't forget who your allies are

28.02.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Could you imagine protecting an egg from not getting eaten by your house pets like cats for multiple months? Or a woman needing to receive a ceaserian section to pop out an egg?

Sounds kinda nightmarish to me.

23.02.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.02.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4192    πŸ” 1290    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 206

I'm fine with it as memes, jokes or even disses, but when video essays do it, I can't take them seriously.

19.02.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Yo, when Elon Musk did the salute it was such a gamer moment"

19.02.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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wtf are these youtube thumbnails nowadays?

19.02.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

me and my sibling @nekopresso.bsky.social now have an etsy shop! www.etsy.com/shop/Sibling...

16.02.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from FF7, Cloud and Barret sitting on a train w/ Narret saying: people say they love MILFs yet look how they treat the original MILF (mother earth)

Screenshot from FF7, Cloud and Barret sitting on a train w/ Narret saying: people say they love MILFs yet look how they treat the original MILF (mother earth)

Really makes you think

11.02.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11987    πŸ” 4485    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 44
According to Oxford University Press, the first recorded use of the term traces back to the 1854 book Walden by Henry David Thoreau.[8][9] Thoreau was criticizing what he saw as a decline in intellectual standards, with complex ideas being less highly regarded, and compared this to the 1840s "potato rot" in Europe.[7]

According to Oxford University Press, the first recorded use of the term traces back to the 1854 book Walden by Henry David Thoreau.[8][9] Thoreau was criticizing what he saw as a decline in intellectual standards, with complex ideas being less highly regarded, and compared this to the 1840s "potato rot" in Europe.[7]

11.02.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1751    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 14

If you donate 20 dollars to some trans NGO or charity, you will have already done more than 90% of news watchers.

That's more or less the situation in a nutshell.

07.02.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ironically, this does more damage to the white supremacist movement than any constructive critique ever could

07.02.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We frequently suffer more in imagination than reality

Go slay king πŸ‘‘

04.02.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks

04.02.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a fucking asshole

04.02.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

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