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Krystal Anne

@krystalline.bsky.social

Feminist data geek with an over-fondness for yarn, d20s, and dresses with pockets. She/her

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A jadeite bowl filled with wet foam, clippers, and an assortment of fresh flowers in shades of pink and purple.

A jadeite bowl filled with wet foam, clippers, and an assortment of fresh flowers in shades of pink and purple.

Time to play…

28.02.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
cartoon drawing of someone trying to clean their glasses on their shirt. she holds it to the light. still dirty. frowning. β€œno”

β€œmay your enemies’ glasses be always smudged, and their shirts the wrong type of fabric β™₯️”

cartoon drawing of someone trying to clean their glasses on their shirt. she holds it to the light. still dirty. frowning. β€œno” β€œmay your enemies’ glasses be always smudged, and their shirts the wrong type of fabric β™₯️”

a mundane curse #comic

24.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4316    πŸ” 1326    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 67
A screenshot from Highmark health insurance that reads β€˜You’ve met your in-network out-of-pocket maximum!’

A screenshot from Highmark health insurance that reads β€˜You’ve met your in-network out-of-pocket maximum!’

Quite the toss-up between β€˜yayyyy I’m done’ and β€˜dear gods, I spent $4,500 by mid-February?’

24.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Power outage at work. My PC is on e-power, but my lights aren’t LOL so yay for backlit keyboards! And double yay for my electric kettle being on the same fuse as the PC, because I’m gonna need all the caffeine today. (But tap water for my tea, the water filters aren’t cool enough for e-power.)

18.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have GOT to stop clenching my jaw when I’m concentrating, owwwwww.

17.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Computer training for work has a built-in β€˜speed governor’ so that folks don’t just click through twenty slides in as many seconds and call it done. Alas, for speed readers… 😭

#FirstWorldProblems

11.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh ffs, they need to sit down and shut up.

11.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I’m body positive and don’t usually say things like this, but it’s kinda the epitome of β€˜small dick energy’ to need to plaster your name all over EVERYDAMNTHING, isn’t it? 🧐

07.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers 
Text:
"what radicalised you?"
empathy bro,
literally just wanting people
to be treated like human beings

Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings

25.01.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13333    πŸ” 5464    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 60

From someone who could probably vie for that crown, good on you for going.

11.01.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't say this loudly enough: THEY ARE TRYING TO NORMALIZE THE KILLING OF CIVILIANS FOR PARTICIPATING IN FIRST AMENDMENT PROTECTED PROTEST ACTIVITIES.

11.01.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8303    πŸ” 2654    πŸ’¬ 232    πŸ“Œ 63
Photo of Kristi Noem (whose face is obscured with a clown emoji) at a podium with a banner reading β€˜one of ours, all of yours’

Photo of Kristi Noem (whose face is obscured with a clown emoji) at a podium with a banner reading β€˜one of ours, all of yours’

β€˜One of ours, all of yours’… but did anyone really expect basic human decency from the puppy-killer? Smdh

11.01.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Embroidery work, black text or thread on white fabric. It reads out the last words of Renee Good and the response of the ICE agent (Jonathan Ross) who murdered her. There's a red splatter across the fabric. "That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you." and then "FUCKING BITCH"

Embroidery work, black text or thread on white fabric. It reads out the last words of Renee Good and the response of the ICE agent (Jonathan Ross) who murdered her. There's a red splatter across the fabric. "That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you." and then "FUCKING BITCH"

Embroidery work done by u/SarahSaidSo182

#CowardsWithGuns #ICEareCriminals #MurderofCitizens

10.01.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
A cropped image of a hand-knit baby sweater in a softly variegated lilac and white yarn.  Next to it sits a pair of scissors, a yarn needle, and some trimmed yarn ends.

A cropped image of a hand-knit baby sweater in a softly variegated lilac and white yarn. Next to it sits a pair of scissors, a yarn needle, and some trimmed yarn ends.

Fresh off the pins: I need to wash/block and add some buttons, then it’s ready to wrap and give! Baby knits are so fun. 🧢 #knitting #ShowMeYourKnits

10.01.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After fighting a headache for over a month, I finally caved and went to the ER for β€˜the migraine protocol’ the other day. While I’m not 100% yet, let me say, this is the best I’ve felt in so very long.

When people ask you to take care of yourself, don’t always feel like you have to tough it out.

10.01.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

white women and queers - and people who love them - this is a good week to look GOP voters you know in the eye and ask them if they think it should be legally permissible for men to shoot you or your loved one in the head on the basis of being a β€œfucking bitch”

10.01.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2794    πŸ” 591    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 20
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10.01.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11100    πŸ” 11208    πŸ’¬ 352    πŸ“Œ 1501

LOVE THIS IDEA! Ooh, ooh, how about β€˜Game That Song?’ My new party game obsession LOL

10.01.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good podcast from good guys!

09.01.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tired
I am so tired of waiting,
Aren't you,
For the world to become good And beautiful and kind?
Let us take a knife
And cut the world in two - And see what worms are eating
At the rind.
Langston Hughes

Tired I am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two - And see what worms are eating At the rind. Langston Hughes

08.01.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2815    πŸ” 1006    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 15

It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.

07.01.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5470    πŸ” 1530    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 45

The American government is now murdering citizens with impunity.

07.01.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screen cap of Merriam-Webster’s Bluesky post inviting readers to screenshot a rapidly-cycling gif to see their word for 2026.  This particular screen cap shows β€˜mortifying’, so this is sure to be a great year.  Right?

Screen cap of Merriam-Webster’s Bluesky post inviting readers to screenshot a rapidly-cycling gif to see their word for 2026. This particular screen cap shows β€˜mortifying’, so this is sure to be a great year. Right?

Welp.

02.01.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More bourbon candied pecans in the oven, which will bring this holiday season’s total production to 7lbs. And more are likely on Sunday.

I don’t make too many things kitchen-wise, but those few seem to attain cult-level status within my circle. It’s a nice feeling.

02.01.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Stop reading if you have a needle squick.)

As a lifelong migraine sufferer, I received my first occipital nerve blocker today. Didn’t hurt much at all, but it was so freaking WEIRD to hear the injections. You literally hear the medication make this distinct SQUIRT sound into your head! 🀯

30.12.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awwww, they’re wearing the CR shop sweaters

26.12.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An utterly absurd quantity of sprinkles in both traditional and modern holiday colors.  The vast array implies the impending descent of many, many decorated cookies.

An utterly absurd quantity of sprinkles in both traditional and modern holiday colors. The vast array implies the impending descent of many, many decorated cookies.

No, I don’t have enough sprinkles. Why do you ask?

25.12.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much!

25.12.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Phew, just realized I never sent you more info for mine (in the January group), so no complaints from me!!!! Take care of yourself and your fam.

24.12.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pair of rich green hand-knitted socks, featuring a braided rib pattern and a lovely wrapped stitch motif on the cuff.

A pair of rich green hand-knitted socks, featuring a braided rib pattern and a lovely wrapped stitch motif on the cuff.

Close-up on a pair of rich green hand-knitted socks, featuring a braided rib pattern and a lovely wrapped stitch motif on the cuff.

Close-up on a pair of rich green hand-knitted socks, featuring a braided rib pattern and a lovely wrapped stitch motif on the cuff.

Mum will unwrap these soon, but she’s not on Bsky to see me post them now. πŸ˜‰ Knit from deeeeeep stash Dream in Color Smooshy. 🧢

24.12.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0