yak18pilot - Bluesky Statics

He’s drinking Popeye brand Spinach Juice. Just what he needs to fight Muslims…

01.03.2026 04:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d rather have Hedley Lamarr in charge:

01.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s going to really piss off his cult who think he’s the new messiah…

01.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes indeed:

01.03.2026 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

California Buttercups:

01.03.2026 02:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Parachute him into Tehran at night and tell him his mission is to not get killed until someone can live stream it…

01.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great new recruitment poster: “Give us your petty, whiny, sniveling failsons“…

28.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like I’m stuck in some horrible B film with the shittiest of plots and ultrashitty actors…

28.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Can we send Trump’s failspawn over in the first wave???

28.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I will not be surprised if this action destabilizes the Middle East. Wonder how Americans are going to like the Trump economy if fuel prices skyrocket. At least we won’t be talking about the Epstein Files…

28.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dunning-Kruger effect writ large…

28.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If it were possible he’d be buried in the WH with a giant statue above his grave…

28.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It looks like not only is Trump an idiot, but so are at least 44% of our citizens…

28.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Another beau day for a hike:

28.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The DOD is going to kill people. And not the ones they intend to kill…

28.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sort of like speaking louder to deaf people…

28.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So appropriate! And all the flunky’s below RFK Jr. also need to go…

27.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does she tell her dates: “Excuse me while I whip this out”?

27.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

27.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 8 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

I think Trump knows a lot about both flies and files. So much he could be lord of both…

27.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

WTAF?!!!!

27.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Think the word he was looking for was “implicated”…

27.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like they replaced your parachute with used diapers…

27.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They haven’t clicked their heels three times. Maybe when they’ve pitch on their Nazi trench coats they can try that…

27.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You could probably shoot them on 5th Avenue and get lots of votes…

27.02.2026 05:56 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So what this mean is they’re gonna reboot He-Haw but have it hosted by Kid Rock…

27.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But using pictures of naked dolls instead of humans. Got to maintain that “never look at “real” porn facade“…

27.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As long as there’s no statute of limitations or immunity clauses I’m OK with it…

26.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, if the racist, fascist, Christian nationalists come out on top, then the South did eventually win the Civil War…

26.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump’s Favorite Voter-ID Bill Would Probably Backfire Congressional Republicans are trying to pass a strict “election integrity” law that seems almost custom-designed to disenfranchise their own supporters.

Interesting Atlantic article that indicates the SAVE Act would actually hurt the GOP more than Democrats:
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

26.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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