Rob Graham

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The tickets were a little pricey but we’re going!

Table Service: Via Napoli for their *excellent* pizzas .

(Honorable mention to Rose & Crown for atmosphere and great memories of seeing the fireworks from their terrace.)

Counter service: La Cantina de San Angel for their empanadas and patio seating on the water.

While I am certain this is an appropriate and relevant GIF, I can’t decipher the caption, even with reading glasses. Two-and-a-half stars.

First I want to hear from the Almond Brothers

I think you’re onto something. They’re clearly sending a secret distress call. If you rearrange the letters of “It’s really good,” you get “Gaoled trio sly”!!!!

They’re really good.

Photo of an advertisement for Almond Breeze almond milk. The Jonas Brothers sit in a kitchen and look at the camera while holding items made with almond milk (a smoothie, a bowl of cereal, coffee). The text simply says, “It’s really good.” - Jonas Brothers.

I was unsure about trying Almond Breeze almond milk but now I’m all in.

A screenshot from YouTube. The thumbnail shows the car KITT from the Knight Rider TV show. The video’s title is 8 Hour Knight Rider theme.

Hey, just because you’re at work, doesn’t mean you can’t blast the Knight Rider theme for 8 hours strai—

I just got fired from work.

Hail to the me.

Nice selfie, I GUESS.

An odd-looking bald guy (me) takes a tremendously unflattering selfie from a low angle in bad lighting.

Find good, natural lighting and always take your selfies from a high angle? HARD PASS.

Ha, ha! It would be super funny and entertaining for listeners of @afterlunch.bsky.social if your illustrious panel actually discussed an odd movie like this one. But it’ll never happen, I bet. 😞

One of the worst things about setting yourself on fire is forgetting what you’re supposed to do about it. I discovered the hot way that it is NOT Pop, Lock, and Stroll. (Although I bet I looked super dope before succumbing to the flames and dying.)

I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty to get the job done. Actually, I just hate washing my hands. Anyway, I'll be performing your surgery.

Superman beats him by taking him to a planet with a red moon.

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Looks like we got a couple of Dewey Decimals over here.

Glad to see my scholarly annotations are getting the attention and respect they deserve. Here’s another one of my insights.

*gasp* Evan, you can’t read those issues! They’re not approved by the Comics Code Authority! 😱

I’m curious, too. But, as is often true for my insufficient brain, I don’t remember. I have memories of the Romita-era Spidey really speaking to me but not precisely which issue was the first hand-me-down from my older brother.

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My name is Bluff. Doug Bluff. 😘

Doug. Doug Bluff.

Surrrrre you are. #CallingYourBluff

Well said, Adam. 🙌

Good evening. Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, my fellow Americans, the state of our union is… not good, you guys. I don’t get it. All my decisions are rash and uninformed, so I’m doing my part. I sure hope a few more stupid calls—I mean real stinkers—can turn this thing around.

My Mother the Car was 60 years ago. So, I’ll also allow it.