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ᴵ ˢᵗᶤˡˡ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ᵃˡᶤᵛᵉˑˑˑ mage oc / multiverse https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X9OZUpvEf9Atb1ZmCLCLvZsmZAb5g0cgVBUAUqj1WSI/edit?usp=share_link
|| *Immediately appears upon seeing olwen notif*
Nah I'm kidding I'm just watching critical role, vibing
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[Ready with bowl in hand.]
I'm starving.
YIPPIE
10.11.2025 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0type shit.
09.11.2025 05:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Late night thoughts, fellas.
09.11.2025 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[A flock of loud birds squawks in time.]
Huh.
It's not, but they have nothing to prove it isn't.
09.11.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Saying Douman Lily to anyone who asks.
09.11.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Stan from Sou--
[A group of Nemo Marines pick up Zander and dump him in the indoor pool.]
Guys hear me out.
09.11.2025 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Somehow, Zander has returned.
Ya boi.
...PFFT.
[Zander looks to the side, pretending he didn't just laugh.]
Mm, Baja Blast...
08.11.2025 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
08.11.2025 03:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
did she just laser the earth
07.11.2025 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm goin' to bed.
07.11.2025 06:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Incredible, her way of steering the current topic to herself is second to none..) 💭
07.11.2025 06:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ugh, you're the worst.
07.11.2025 06:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You are so ....
[Gnawing on his knuckle again.]
It's a metaphor, not literal.
07.11.2025 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don't bring up my love life, nobody cares around here.
[He says looking away, biting his knuckle to keep from screaming.]
Not a fun time.
07.11.2025 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just don't go too far into a bit, else you'll end up in the backrooms.
07.11.2025 06:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0> Zander Holyfield
> Origin: The Bit
Listen, if I die, it's because of the bit. No mortal can kill me, only the bit can!!!
07.11.2025 06:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
