so @theonion.com actually predicted this in its print issue last month
12.02.2026 18:10 β π 1112 π 144 π¬ 10 π 1@toaz.bsky.social
Cybersecurity day job. VfB Stuttgart football on the weekends. Coffee always.
so @theonion.com actually predicted this in its print issue last month
12.02.2026 18:10 β π 1112 π 144 π¬ 10 π 1Man, I remember watching this technology being trialed at pyeongchang and now itβs so ubiquitous theyβre using it on bloopers
15.02.2026 00:22 β π 167 π 23 π¬ 0 π 0Aww crap. They fixed it.
14.02.2026 18:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ESPN, in its wisdom, realiz3d that its color commentator for the #VfBKOE match was on drugs, has cut the commentary audio. Im not sad.
14.02.2026 17:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Goal Demi!
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Feeling pretty good about this lineup.
14.02.2026 16:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In a video shared with Palantir employees, Alex Karp did not explain how ICE is utilizing the companyβs products. Instead, workers were told they can sign NDAs if they want detailed information.
14.02.2026 15:20 β π 219 π 97 π¬ 25 π 13Meta thinks now is a great time to launch facial recognition surveillance tech in their creepy glasses because EFF will be too distracted by fascism to notice.
We noticed.
www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
I love a creative exchange of ideas
14.02.2026 00:13 β π 231 π 12 π¬ 11 π 0now would be a good time to go after your city and county councils about this
12.02.2026 23:55 β π 204 π 41 π¬ 1 π 0Being super plugged into the cybersecurity world is bad enough without all of this bullshit piled on top all the time.
12.02.2026 12:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh so just dumb luck these idiots didnβt shoot down a passenger aircraft
12.02.2026 11:36 β π 7408 π 1932 π¬ 174 π 75lmao
10.02.2026 23:48 β π 520 π 56 π¬ 23 π 1π©πͺ On the terraces this week: Hoffenheim special
π΅ Despite the 1-5 defeat in Munich on Sunday, Hoffenheim are 3rd in the #Bundesliga and having their best season in years.
π€ So why was Director of Sport Andreas Schicker on the verge of the sack on Monday?
gegenpressing.substack.com/p/on-the-ter...
I drew a face on a paper plate. Who could even begin to understand how it perceives the world or what it dreams of?
11.02.2026 04:39 β π 1905 π 415 π¬ 40 π 6βWith minor tweaks, Ringβs tool to search for lost dogs could be used by law enforcement to track people,β EFFβs @mariotrujillo.bsky.social told @Metro.co.uk. βHomeowners donβt have to participate and privacy regulators can investigate.β metro.co.uk/2026/02/09/...
11.02.2026 00:58 β π 104 π 40 π¬ 3 π 3AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are buildingβand have builtβa black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
10.02.2026 01:30 β π 38546 π 13780 π¬ 798 π 559The siege of Minneapolis continues.
Excellent coverage of how much this brutal and useless assault on an American city just keeps getting worse, despite the regime using headfakes to get much of the media to back off.
183!
Thatβs right, we recorded through the Bowl of π Superness! Thatβs how much we loved #KSVVfB & #FCSPVfB & canβt wait to watch #VfB take on the π!BC THEREβS SOMETHING CLEARLY WRONG WITH USπ€
But at least we arenβt A.I. π€, so weβve got that going for usβ¦
open.spotify.com/episode/1sQ9...
PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
No Kings includes Draft Kings
08.02.2026 23:49 β π 26055 π 6101 π¬ 183 π 111We are ποΈβing tonight at 830pm EST to chat #KSVVfB, #FCSPVfB, and #VfBKOE, and you can check us out on our YouTube channel unless anything else interesting sports-wise is going on tonight β¦ and kid you not we forgot the π game had started about an hour ago thatβs how πΊπΈ we are π³πͺ
09.02.2026 00:17 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0This may be the most - and best - romantic way to ever spend a Valentineβs Day π₯°ππ
08.02.2026 22:23 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0The officiating in this UM vs MSU hockey game is fucking killing me.
07.02.2026 02:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what they're focused on. Not lowering costs. Not keeping you safe. Not improving your life or that of your neighbors.
They're focused on getting things named after Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u...
Every American needs to watch this:
05.02.2026 20:41 β π 20312 π 10175 π¬ 568 π 964If it had their season records on it, I might consider it.
(Go Blue)
βThe official storyβpromulgated by Kristi Noem, and Stephen Miller and JD Vanceβwas a lie. They are lying to you. They're lying to us. They know it. And in fact, they seem proud of it,β says Chris Hayes on JD Vance saying he wonβt apologize for labeling Alex Pretti an βassassin.β
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