Willa Bloomfield-Rowe

I don’t even go here but I think potential wife guy being added to Leon’s character makes him even hotter than the DILF make over

I don’t even care what fucked up creature gets thrown at me, I’m living in the resident evil universe if only for the chance to fumble any one of the many gorgeous women that populate it.

Ada Wong rejects me? You better believe I’m letting a horde of zombies immediately tear me apart!

How do you think the person who does copy for all the umbrella documentation/manuals/memos feels? Also what’s their salary?

Dude a job at umbrella is looking really good right now. I bet they have great benefits

Need an RE game about the twenty-something low level employees of umbrella who just took a job cuz they needed a steady paycheck and all corporations are evil anyway so they were just like “meh, none of my business i barely work on company time and get my money and clock out”

The Legend Of Zelda didn’t create a genre, but it did help define it 40 years ago The Legend Of Zelda helped introduce the then-young action RPG genre to a generation of video game fans.

My latest for @theavclubgames.bsky.social is on the 40th anniversary of original The Legend of Zelda, and its role as a streamliner of the complicated, demanding, and burgeoning action RPG. This classic did not come out of nowhere, but was to action RPGs what Dragon Quest was for turn-based ones.

Who do YOU think Zoe should play as in Resident Evil 2? (Bluesky needs polls)

Finally getting Zoe to play Resident Evil and we made this list

Things Zoe knows about RE:
- Theres a guy and he wears a jacket
- Umbrella factory… umbrella corporation?
- Zombies
- Milla Jovovich
- Raccoon city
- Is this the one with the dog?

Zoe’s family fostered kittens and one caught scabies so they called it scabies cat, fell in love with it, adopted it, and its name to this day is…. Scabies

Watching Bridgerton season 4 part 2 and losing chess to a dog. I’m sorry, Eloise and Cressida don’t know how to not be gay with each other. It’s actually insane

It's Friday so you know what time it is. Give a trans woman 20 dollars.

A cigarette from In the Mood for Love (2000) - 0:43:28

In the Mood for Love (2000) - 0:43:28
Dir. Kar-Wai Wong
Runtime 98 minutes
🚬 x 14, or one cigarette every 7 minutes
https://howmanycigarettes.com/in-the-mood-for-love/

Rereading the power fantasy because i want to write out my thoughts on how #16 ends things (for now) and of all the questions its alternate history with super heroes raises the one I want the answer to most is how does the west wing still exist and what does Josh get up to in this version lol

I am that bitch, because I’m sitting at a women’s sports bar waiting to watch the sirens and a group of men walked in and my first thought was “why would a man be there!!!”

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

Thank YOU for reading!

Really amazing to be asked to write about a game I loved so much for bullet points. I called this piece Baby Steps: or the Modern Pinocchio while I drafted it lol. There is no merit to continuing our own suffering, Nate (and all of us) deserve compassion, most of all from himself.

Sorry for whatever’s wrong with my brain

Woke Carol Danvers be like Non-Binary

Sorry if my jokes about the state of games media and/or not having employment are glib. I have to make myself laugh between periods of immense anxiety about existing as a trans person

Instead of hiring me for a full time job I am willing to compromise and be paid $2000 for one kickass review a month

It’s the straight agenda

Pretty please

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

YES

Really amazing to be asked to write about a game I loved so much for bullet points. I called this piece Baby Steps: or the Modern Pinocchio while I drafted it lol. There is no merit to continuing our own suffering, Nate (and all of us) deserve compassion, most of all from himself.

PINOCCHIO GAMEEEEE

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.