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Is this thing on? Horror junkie. Still figuring this place out…

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a man is holding a microphone and talking to a woman in a crowd . ALT: a man is holding a microphone and talking to a woman in a crowd .

It's gone quiet so I assume everyone is very invested in this cemetery caper or else fell asleep. #GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 03:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I mean I had siblings, I wanted to read the locked journals. Also friends from school if I could have picked those.

04.03.2026 03:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit is sitting in a courtroom holding his head . ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a courtroom holding his head .

"When Braun goes to prison I hope he comes back to me. If he doesn't I'll probably kill myself."
So no pressure...
#GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In Giallo, negging is a major strategy that often works.

04.03.2026 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman says just because while making a face ALT: a woman says just because while making a face

I could've used a person proficient in lock picking diaries in my early years, for reasons. #GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .

"Wouldn't it be funny if the professor came back and surprised us?"
Sounds like we have different definitions of funny. #GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit says i mean ALT: a man in a suit says i mean

"Don't drink the weird milk that was sitting in the hallway!"
Seems like that should go without saying even if it wasn't poisoned. #GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I knew they'd hook up. #GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 03:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a theatre including peter griffin ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a theatre including peter griffin

"A cat O nine tails." I love when a movie says it's title as dialogue.
#GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a bag of tito 's pizza rolls is on a counter ALT: a bag of tito 's pizza rolls is on a counter

The name of the institute sounds like Totino's so my brain keeps going, "pizza rolls?" #GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 03:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I feel like it would make so much money.

04.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Agreed!

04.03.2026 02:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest

What kind of rookie doesn't check if there's someone behind the shower curtain? #GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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a man in a purple shirt makes a surprised face ALT: a man in a purple shirt makes a surprised face

"What'd you tell [the police]?"
"Everything I know...nothing."
Well at least he's honest? #GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 02:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a wig is holding a hair dryer in her right hand ALT: a woman in a wig is holding a hair dryer in her right hand

This gal in the purple dress is giving me Giallo Farrah Fawcett vibes. #GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman in a pink suit is making a funny face and saying oh no . ALT: a woman in a pink suit is making a funny face and saying oh no .

"This guy's been around."
Oh no, not "this guy"!
#GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a white shirt and tie says now kiss . ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie says now kiss .

"You're rude."
"You're not so refined yourself."
So they're about to hook up?
#GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

"The doctor said we're dealing with a maniac." Duh, that's why we're doing March Madness this month. They're all mad! 😈
#GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

So good!

04.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wasn't going to bring Cats into this...yet... 🤣

04.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yay, welcome!

04.03.2026 02:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a picture of a man holding a razor with the words " theroseinthedarkness.tumblr " below it ALT: a picture of a man holding a razor with the words " theroseinthedarkness.tumblr " below it

"It says that the killer might be a barber."
Okay, calm down Sweeney Todd (yes, I am doubling down on the theater references.)
#GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 02:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This is the Giallo I wish to see 😆 #GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It got more likes and feedback than I expected. I'll take what I can get 🤣

04.03.2026 02:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cat is sitting at a table eating a salad from a plate . ALT: a cat is sitting at a table eating a salad from a plate .

I thought calabrese was a salad? #GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll take it!

04.03.2026 02:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All good, totally get that. Glad you're along still!

04.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same to you, of course!

04.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a tuxedo is holding a woman 's hand while wearing a mask on his face . ALT: a man in a tuxedo is holding a woman 's hand while wearing a mask on his face .

Have to keep your hand at the level of your eye in the dark room (if there are no Phantom of the Opera fans in attendance, I apologize) #GangDoesGiallo

04.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

If I had to pick a favorite Giallo, it'd be Opera easily!

04.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0