Em

Just had one and the mf got me again

Chicago town mini pepperoni pizzas

Swear you could leave these for a full 30 mins to cool down and they’d still burn the roof of your mouth the second you bite into it

A cute tan cow sniffing someone's hand "She's never had to get a code from her Authenticator app"

A game called six second scribbles in which you try to draw as many of a specific category of things within a minute and then other players have to guess them, it was good silly fun

We are on holiday with my family and all just played this, was really good fun, eldest got it as a bday present, recommend for a quick, easy and funny game for everyone to play

We had a pigeon fly in through the window once and it wasn’t so much hard to ignore as it caused immediate panic and chaos and I realise now idk where I’m going with this

liam mac ® @prince_nOkia the one time i ever went to diceys i ordered a desperados and asked for a lime slice with it and the barman gestured to a pint glass full of lime slices but i was so drunk that i poured my bottle into the pint glass and started sipping away and then the barman shouted 'my limes!'

Was just blessed with seeing this wonderful post again

Oh I did too, really felt like the embodiment of me spiralling at 3am 💫

I am in Weymouth today!

A stick person lying very awake in bed, I think they are looking worried and anxious

2 hours broken sleep last night

They are so comfy if you are ok with looking like a big pile of lumpy mashed potato (I am ok with this)

I was wearing my grey jogging bottoms today too! I looked so gross!

I guess I will just have to use your lovely owl atomizer then 😞

Jk but I didn’t know where it came from at first and was quite sad it wasn’t a random present for me

To fight against it all. Hopefully they will take me a bit more seriously when my repeat blood results come back next week!

I would love to meet up as soon as I can though, it really would be lovely, I really hope I just need some B12 injections and it’s easily fixed and the lump is nothing 😕

Of my fatigue but she’s on leave now so when I tried to get a follow up another doctor just sent me a text reply saying that my holiday “may be beneficial” and to do another blood test, despite my very low white cell count, so it’s just been really hard not getting listened to when I have no energy

Sorry that was such a long rant 😅 ahh thank you, it’s just been really difficult trying to get answers as I was dismissed a lot, the hosp did ultrasound but literally in out under 1 min, their letter said they found no lump, went back to GP she confirmed it’s there and ordered blood tests bc

Still got this undiagnosed breast lump too and trying to get to the bottom of everything even just getting GP appointments to figure it out has been really hard to sort, we are away this week and everyone is still up downstairs and I’m in bed at 8pm bc my body is just so heavy and tired 😞

I do want to when I’m *hopefully* better soon, I have awful fatigue atm, had repeat blood test Friday as my white cell count is v low, idk what’s going on with me but it’s like my very bones feel insanely fatigued every day 😢

From the menwritingwomen community on Reddit: Ernest Cline, author of "Ready Player One", wrote a "poem" years ago. It's called "Nerd Porn Auteur". Enjoy. Posted by rlcute - 112 votes and 34 comments

Hey since we're all talking about guys trying to get laid today, here's the worst thing you've ever read. It's by Ernest Cline

silly mood

The lady at my nail place did this on Saturday on the phone to her mom and was dripping the occasional English words in, I’m always in awe at people that can switch seamlessly between languages

Hope that deans visit didn’t ruin your day too much 🙏

Amazon review of Pride and Prejudice, left by carlton p morgan on 30 July 2010: "Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses"

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

a cartoon drawing of a pitcher and cup of sugar on a table ALT: a cartoon drawing of a pitcher and cup of sugar on a table

You will never take my caramel Frappuccino with extra caramel syrup away from me

Yes specifically cute merch for me because I’m a cool Disney adult not like the weird Disney adults

I agree with this but I think we should make one exception

horrible accident at the recap factory. no one can tell us what happened

The sleepy time tea bear, he is so sleepy

This sleepy mf

*seeing a post about literally any subject*

this is just like brexit

Nearly had to cancel you then 😤