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devising a new social media platform where you get three energy to spend every turn, posts can attack or defend, and the goal of the platform is slightly more obviously about defeating other commenters than here

It’s everywhere, all the time. I did a sober pub outing over Xmas but found it so hard with everyone else getting smashed and being on a totally different wavelength

Well done! I did 5 months last year and managed 5 weeks this year but I’ve struggled to keep the momentum for longer so far this year. I had a bottle of red the other night and was wiped out the next day, just completely ruins a whole day for me now if I drink 😩

Haunter is such a beast let’s goooo

Oh god what a throwback!

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I got a switch 2 by paying £15 a month over 2 years with EE and now I am obsessed with Pokopia. It’s just, ridiculously good fun I am in love with it

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And now look at you, a fully fledged mage

The camo gear what 😆

Yeah we always had beef with other local schools but it was like lads would turn up from another school then everyone would just stand around awkwardly then go home lol

Yeah it’s hard to know if it’s true or just parents feeding into it all! Like all the riots that were supposed to happen a couple years back in Birmingham and never did

No I haven’t heard from my eldest secondary either but it’s an all girls school, it is terrible round here for knives though, just scary shit man

Any other parents hearing about these school wars? Apparently it’s happening around the country, a woman I know her son got assaulted after school the other day by lads from another school. Hard to know what’s true but hearing awful things about 500 points for stabbing and stuff

I will not take part in this because I am sadly from Birmingham

She was such a wonderful character as well. I truly thought she was gonna be end game 🥲

I can’t stand stuff to do with child deaths so my heart was in my mouth the whole time and then when they both survived, omg I just didn’t see it coming. Annie 😭😭😭

Me when I see an Android phone

tbh social media is best when you use it for 2 things:

1) making new friends/keeping in touch with old friends, gassing each other up and having fun making jokes

2) telling politicians & opinion writers who are Just Asking Questions to step into traffic

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

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Well, some people do

@gemsimp.bsky.social have you watched today’s episode of Paradise yet 😭

Why 🥲

I think you may be misremembering exactly how promising that venture turned out to be

I’m so hyped for this game but I have no chance of affording a switch 2 if anyone has a spare few hundred quid 🥹

I’ve been job hunting and applying recently too. All the applications are so long, having to answer interview type qs just for the initial application like just hire me on the vibes man

Every time I do a civil service job app a piece of my soul leaves and never returns. MoJ is particularly bad

Was gonna have boiled egg nor breakfast but we were out of them so rather than walk 5 mins to the corner shop I was like well I have to have a McMuffin meal now there is simply NO OTHER OPTION

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A bit of humour on this dark evening

Don’t you have some crocheting with a full stop to be doing

Omg

Oh man I’m so gutted I missed this 😭 I think my pokemon survived last time! Can I please add my name for consideration of any horrible late game pokemon that you may catch 🙏