Malcolm V Tucker

Can they not train him to not make the grunting sounds?

We’ll see.

Is he talking about Don Jnr’s septum?

Honest to fuck media types, do you think you could stop bothering with the ‘hmm Trump said green is purple but strangely it looks like it might actually be green. However are we to interpret this anomaly?’ shit.

He just fucking lies.

Yup

You’d think he’d be old enough to remember the seventies but then I suppose he can’t remember words with more than two syllables these days.

Shocker.

We’ll see.

I promise I never career out of boots without due care and attention.

It’s radical democracy Phil. They have to re-elect him once a day.

Me, the humble wrestling fan, visiting a Waterstones

Genuinely heartbroken that they haven’t recruited Sean Clerkin.

Haha!

YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit Half Man Half Biscuit - National Shite Day [Official Audio]

Currently sitting on a bus replacement service which is going to the wrong place because the bus replacement service I wanted has been cancelled. And no I’m not making it up. Must be…. #NationalShiteDay
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How much can a cardboard box cost?

Steady on.

Quiet in the cheap seats.

Any chance we can ban the fucking things?

I was already sick of breathing in some cunt's blueberry pie fucking dragon plumes and I was equally sick of trying to wrestle bits of their detritus off the dog. But now the bastard things have likely killed a bit of history we'll never fucking get back and it's lucky nobody was hurt in the blaze.

Wokestergraph. It's the end of days lads. They'll be offering tips on vegan cooking next.

Mother fucking vapes. Cheap, shitty, shonky, fucking vapes.

We can but dream.

I genuinely think that if you’re going about irl harassing people by shouting terf/fash buzzwords and phrases about trans people, you need sectioned

Good luck rounding up the Cybertruck Chads.

*looks longingly at Reform*…

Nothing matters but somethings matter even less than others.

ABLA doesn't matter