Me: *talks about his real thoughts directly on the internet*

Also me: maybe I have been perceived too much now and I shall go off and build a cabin in the woods where no one can find me

Y’all better prepare yourselves for #catcontent

Sarah Hollowell @sarahhollowell I love when you ask someone about a thing they know a lot about and they start with "okay, so" because you KNOW you're about to get a novel's worth of nerd sh t and it's going to be so delightful

Yesss

Remember StumbleUpon? It would never work now that there are only seven websites.

Thin mints are great but are there thick mints anywhere?

“Foods?” #sphynx

"Just leave it, bro, he ain't worth it"

A drawing of a crow in a dress stirring a pot. Caption: I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Happy Saturday!

Meme that says this is my brush next to a butter knife (I think its a butter knife) this is my paint next to a stick of butter and this is my canvas next to a piece of bread

This all of you and your grilled cheese talks and debates 😅 and I’m here for it

probably the biggest hole in my politics is that when there are intra-left fights spiraling i default to a manic AAAAHHH STOP! instead of anything helpful

*licks finger and puts it in the air*

Hmm things seem to be getting worse

A picture of a library bound book, with the title on the spine “Race and Manifest Destiny”. Sitting on a table in front of a chair

The absolute glory and promise of an old library binding 👑

the enemy of my enemy kinda sucks too ngl

Once again a TSA agent deemed me an idiot for not taking my iPad out of my bag on Friday and a different TSA agent deemed me an idiot for wasting time taking my laptop out of my bag on Sunday.

a motivational poster with some added drawings to it. the original poster shows several people wearing business attire pushing blocks while one person has carved the block into a sphere. an arrow points to them and says "work smart, not hard". Below the poster is a drawing showing two stick figures, one of whom has the sphere and the other says "my brother in Ra how are we supposed to build the pyramid with this"

🧠

sry I didn’t text u back, I was in international waters

Text meme: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

This

[watching literally anything on march 15th]

“you know, this is just like what happened with julius caesar”

As a break from news about a mercurial drug addict taking resources, for personal use, from critical, understaffed public services on which vulnerable people depend, I shall now watch this week's episode of The Pitt.

Skills part of application asks: do you have experience in cucumber Options are: yes, no, or skip.

It’s gonna be real obvious on my first day of work that I lied on my résumé

Not “coolinary”?

Every time I have horny thoughts a voice bubbles up in the back of my mind yelling “GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!”