Hash Bandicoot

Shoplifting at the marketplace of ideas

"Name something good about your country"

69 Boob Fagg0t flag

A half memory clings like a scrap of flesh on carrion.

Once upon a time, in another life, the path you walked was that of a…

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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

The feminism leaving my body when Three 6 Mafia comes on

Cropped screenshot of ATV Offroad Fury 4 for the PS2: "Choose gender: Choose your gender to play story mode. You can change it in the garage."

Girl your humours are literally out of balance

Had to stop making jokes about taking T after i forgot my shot one week and felt haunted

future could write “folsom prison blues” but johnny cash couldn’t write “stick talk”

asked my enchanted mirror who is the fairest of them all and it won't stop lecturing me about eurocentric beauty standards using a derridean deconstructivist analysis of "fairness" and the violent binary implied by it.

that's just funslop. you only like it because it's fun.

Found out non alcoholic Asahi exists. I'm gonna be financially ruined

I PULL UP TO THE GIG READY TO DIE

Elvira and Crypt Keeper, ultimate t4t combo

my haters only hate me because i’m off putting and unpleasant to be around and treat people around me poorly. your friends only like you because you have fun with them and are nice and make them smile and laugh. it’s fucking fake is what it is. a cult if you ask me.

Practicing breathwork (smoking a doink)

Down bad and plagued by period cramps

little chap in the corner going absolutely mental on the pan flute

"Errant and perilous party man" - new Tinder bio

he's the only one who understands

That list of HORSES’ content going around as some kind of condemnation is particularly ridiculous, because you know what else has blood, gore, torture, full frontal nudity, depiction of slavery and implied sexual assault?

Baldur’s Gate 3! And somehow no issues being sold. I wonder why (it’s money).

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Weird lizards sun themselves on the red rocks of Kilkamesh. They have bright, steady eyes, and know far more than they should.

What do you mean the Spotify CEO is investing in military AI

Horny stress dreams are somehow worse than regular stress dreams

t4t is just a joke i made up when i was bored

Seeing a rapper from where I grew up is gas craic

Gonna try going to gigs solo again