Auntie Nugs

a gummy worm on a leaf next to more nature

nature is so beautiful

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

probably too much to ask but I would simply like to live in a world not run by psychopaths perverts and idiots intent on justifying their opportunism and evil by appeals to reenacting primordial cosmological Battle Myths of which the ultimate and most archetypal is the end of the world itself

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

Megan Keller broke their ankles and ripped their hearts out so it's pretty nice that they can go to the doctor for free

I’m so happy for the U.S. women and so crushed for the a Canadian women. What a great game. EVERYONE WATCH THE PWHL NOW AND YOU CAN KEEP WATCHING ALL THESE PLAYERS GO AT IT!

Truly Platonic Pegging.

Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop

And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹)

RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless

I need a distraction from this bad broadcast and also counteract it's active harm in, you know, making new fans.

Anyone have any women's hockey questions?

"Look, the Tkachuks are here! And if they sorta care about this women's game, then YOU should sorta care about this women's game, too!" Just an embarrassment of presentation from NBC

I am begging for sports broadcasts to actually assume that their audience can form an individual thought and may actually be curious about the game they are watching. I don't care about Kendall Coyne-Schofield having a kid in the stands. I want to know about how Sweden can adjust to the US attack.

kenny albert loves talkin about dudes. doesn’t matter if the u.s women’s hockey team is in a tight semifinal at the olympics, he’s gonna talk about some dudes.

Love a good break to talk to one of the least interesting people in human history, who is also having a hard time hearing the questions

NBC should honestly be embarrassed by their presentation of women’s hockey

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

Cecilia Bartoli is a treasure

Fuck Andrea Bocelli

Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.

I for real shouted for joy when I heard the opening beats of Prisencolinensinainciusol. Italy's greatest ever contribution to Western music. The Opening Ceremony is now a total success no matter what else happens

HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

The language in this thing is incredible

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

Leave the world so people mourn you like Catherine O'Hara is being mourned today

“The artist most associated with trying to keep some earnest ember of the promise of America burning even at his most dejected just put out the most nakedly enraged song of his half-century career” is, imo, noteworthy

I am beyond frustrated rn

Tweet screengrab from Ben Rosen:" REPUBLICANS: We're having the military thrown protesters in unmarked vans DEMOCRATS: mark the vans (with hand clap emoji between words)

Legit one of the few genuinely good things about my 2025 was discovering conservas. Definitely took my girl dinner game to the next level