🧵Hillary Moyer🪡

I think Geek Squad is gonna be able to help a PS5 a bit more than a hospital could

Listen, a soft kind voice talking slowly was HELL to a little undiagnosed ADHD child 😂

Guessing it's Mr. Rogers, a show that is objectively the GOAT and also, regrettably, so so so so boring.

I have a lot of love for it as an adult (moreso for Mr. Rogers himself) but DAMN if it didn't feel like a punishment to me as a kid to put that on

you can just call it Dept of Defense, its name hasn't been changed

This isn't necessarily hate towards LOASG because I thought it was perfectly fine but I get the impression that TS12 was just something to get past so that she could be at TS13, considering how important 13 is for her

Hey, has anyone taken a list of the J6 pardon receivers and tracked down their employment since then? I bet there would be a lot of overlap between them and ICE employees

This is the flag permanently planted in my brain, the ur-design from which I recognize all copycats.

ChatGPT's sphincter-esque logo

Walmart going for a more minimalist hole

Even Star Wars is in on it, I think more people would have welcomed their new imperial overlords if they weren't showing hole on every single flag.

the illuminati graphic designers are trying to pull a fast one over on us but not me. I can tell this is a butthole.

(why yes, the wedding already happened and it was not completed quite in time, why do you ask?)

An embroidery roughly 4" across of Klimt's "The Kiss," pattern from bloomingdaythings on Etsy

The original painting of "The Kiss" for comparison

my mother-in-law mentioned that her fiancé's favorite painting is Klimt's "The Kiss" so I knew what I had to do as a wedding gift

A tweet from Rod Dreher at 7:28 on December 2, 2020 saying, "Hey @ericmetaxas, in this op-ed you tout, J. Zmirak ID'se as one of the 'servile' Christians who won't defend Trump. JZ says on yr show that he wouldn't 'piss' on Christians like me if we were on fire. Am I servile? Would you piss on me, old friend?" And a link to a YouTube clip that is cut off so I can't add it here, sorry.

I do have to share this other banger that is unfortunately from Dreher as well because "Would you piss on me, old friend?" is a sentence that I think about approximately once a week.

(Completely unrelated from this whole Pope business, just too funny to not include)

Can Catholics enter a holy steam sauna?

Is holy steam anything? Just wanna get all the phases of water covered here

At the risk of stereotyping too hard, he's of Irish descent and grew up in Baltimore so he was probably always Catholic. That said, there is *surprisingly little* known about his life before he popped up as a talk radio host so 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Doesn't mean he wasn't influenced by evangelicalism though!

crowdsourcing to Catholic bsky: does this make holy ice? If it melts does it become holy water?

OH THAT, yeah I should try delving back into that one to see if I can make heads or tails of it.

why, is something new happening with us? 🤦‍♀️ I love my parish but I'm extremely confused by what's going on at the higher levels most times

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

I hope Mike Pence has the courage to do what he has to do

wow, it really is just like middle school then 🥲

Because when Hegseth is talking about loosening rules of engagement, he's talking about a system that ALREADY ALLOWED 24 Iraqi civilians to be murdered in one afternoon, including young children.

In the Dark: Season 3 The New Yorker investigative podcast examines the killings of twenty-four civilians in Haditha, Iraq, and asks why no one was held accountable for the crime.

Appropos of nothing at all, if you haven't listened to the "In The Dark" podcast, you *must*! All three seasons are riveting (and s2 is the best true crime I've ever heard) but s3 is the one you need to hear RIGHT NOW about the Haditha massacre by US soldiers in Iraq.

www.newyorker.com/season-3

idk, therapy can't work miracles

I cannot stress enough how much Pentiment qualifies

huh, TIL!

can anyone photoshop Buster into the Oval Office

Anytime I see a 6-3 ruling from SCOTUS I never need to confirm which 6 and which 3.

Paul Mescal implies the existence of Paul Tekila

You know, I'll even answer most calls! I make judicious use of the "Spam Call Likely" tag though and it's never once steered me wrong

I'm actually never missing important calls because without exception important calls will either leave a voicemail or call multiple times in a row. 😌