@silenttscott.bsky.social
The first t is silent in Scott. Trying to inspire. Content creator. Blogger. Coffee shop journaling champion. (Mid-Atlantic region) Hikes with dogs.
Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
22.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 140 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 0Life is what happens to you while your fiddling with the latch on the Portajohn door.
22.11.2025 19:47 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Yea. And maybe a bit of Invisalign.
22.11.2025 02:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How can we help sharks give up feeding frenzies? Is there a patch or something? Maybe teach them portion control?
22.11.2025 01:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0there should be a Ghostbusters tv show in the style/format of Cops
21.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 1719 🔁 162 💬 16 📌 45👏🏻
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Was calorie-shamed today over my serving size of frosted animal crackers. But I pushed back arguing my serving was smaller than a herd. But what constitutes a herd of animal crackers?
21.11.2025 01:34 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0All I wanted was to promote peace…but I screwed it up. Covered in oil. Think I’ll go watch Tar Trek with Captain James Tar Kirk.
21.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No. No. I’ve made a huge mistake. There’s sticky petroleum everywhere.
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Everyone all hippety hopped up about season 5, meanwhile SOME OF US STILL REMEMBER BARB.
(playlist, mostly having nothing to do with Stranger Things, in bio)
youtu.be/hyx0YftuyDU?...
Sorry about all the questions. I've never been to a public stoning before and I get just all kinds of excitable.
20.11.2025 23:06 — 👍 90 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 0I’m for peace. Like, I don’t think Star Wars needs the “s”. Less war, y’know.
20.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0A grand jury would indict a ham sandwich. Or they could eat it depending on the size of breakfast they had that morning.
20.11.2025 02:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The usual for Wednesday night. Frozen pizza, edamame, and butter.
20.11.2025 01:41 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Thick sliced mayonnaise
18.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0When I was a kid they promised us a future with robots that could smoke our cigarettes for us. Still waiting.
19.11.2025 03:01 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0You know what would be cool? If they rebooted the Grinch again.
19.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Tried kanki take out. Driving the chef home and back was kinda awkward. What do you talk about?
18.11.2025 03:20 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I connected a Speak and Spell to a Lite-Brite with an RCA cable. Would this be considered A-I? Or is it more of a pentium thing?
18.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Thank you for my Egyptian cotton Christmas throw. And let me get a taste bud on those loaded fries.
16.11.2025 23:22 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if, by law, Amazon vans had to be food trucks too?
16.11.2025 19:46 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Notions in my journal flush with notes of cranberry and dark chocolate. Like my espresso shaker.
16.11.2025 16:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did some dishonorable things to a hamburger with bacon jam tonight.
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Finally a new nickname at my coffee shop.
15.11.2025 19:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We are having Italian pop tarts* for dinner
*ravioli
Plus I wanted to be able to say “Stay Frosty!”
15.11.2025 02:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m putting out a frost warning for tonight. Just a feeling I have. I don’t have any evidence. You’ll have to trust me.
15.11.2025 02:03 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I wonder if Judy from Time Life Books is still standing by waiting for my call.
14.11.2025 16:39 — 👍 22 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0You must sign a release in case a goat harms you.
14.11.2025 03:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😅 Perhaps you can show us how to make hair in the play doh barber shop too.
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