Scott With Silent T

I boil a whole bunch of water at the beginning of the week then freeze it. If I ever need boiling water it’s right there ready to go

On this date in Alternate History 1993: Kris Kross shoots Eddie Murphy. (Do you remember where you were when you first didn't get the news?)

I don’t think dipping my cheese curds in a cheese sauce is something to be ashamed of!

Alexa? Can a hurricane merge with a black hole and tear temporal rifts in sand dunes and also leave you slightly damp?

Haha. Getting mixed reviews but I trust you intrinsically. May have to buy the chips next time though.

Good recommendation. Hadn’t heard of it.

People always ask can we clone dinosaur meat to braise into a sauce for potato chips, but they never ask if we should.

I’d give anything to sip some KMart cola again. Before I put my feet in it.

Need money quick. Would anyone watch an only fans where I dipped my feet in bowls of different store brand colas each night? Also looking for recommendations on the sexiest store brand pop.

Does anyone know the number to YouTube’s breaking news hotline. They have got to film this! Some guy at the 7-11 has taquitos all over his face. Oh man.

😱Harpoons can also be used for peace.

Things are so bad, our ambient jazz lofi chill mixes have to include Snoopy, and Tom, and Jerry. It did calm me down though.

Wait, are they saying “impossible burger” or “opossum burger”???? Need to know quickly.

I’d like to be able to say they are emotional, figurative harpoon guns, but sadly they are not. So many barbs.

🤗 I would love to have you over to see the historical display of “ Harpoons Through the Centuries” above the fireplace.

Many say they want the hooba, and then complain about the stank.

It’s a natural process. Just trying to keep knee wax build up to a minimum.

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At the half century mark, what percentage of my body should I not be able to reach? Not even sure I’m limber enough to reach the back of my knees to lightly swab them.

if aliens find that gold record we sent into space they’re gonna think our tech sucks. we should’ve at least included a tape or CD

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Tomorrow is on a Thursday.

And I was in Montana two weeks ago. Weird

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But I don’t look like a douche. Right?

When will A-I be able to create images of people with six and seven fingers???? Tired of having to use my own photos.

🥲 she is currently wearing a potato sack.