trader joes bootstrapping me into learning how to cook because they keep putting glass and also listeria into their food
04.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0trader joes bootstrapping me into learning how to cook because they keep putting glass and also listeria into their food
04.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we're going to be so overloaded with coffee beans now jack!!
04.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0humiliating moment last night when i inadvertently revealed that i had been listening to Spring Peepers White Noise and not music as the house assumed
26.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0who needs dinner when u have tjs sour scandinavian swimmerrrrs
25.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0old baby has been loud as fuck at 7am and 12pm and 3pm and 12pm and 2am this month
18.02.2026 06:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it's old baby hour
14.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0stop asking me what i'm up to. the only thing I do now is think about how old my cat is.
14.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0curious when i'm going to be able to stop acting like a shivering chihuahua when meeting new people. it seems to be maybe never?
12.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they put ads in my W2
19.01.2026 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what i like about my therapist is he's always got one small iced coffee and then also second large iced coffee with him
02.01.2026 00:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry 🔥🔥💪💰💰💸💯💯💯
01.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one year i will not be so high strung. 2026 is not it though we stay scared
01.01.2026 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is so nuts
26.12.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't believe cgi baby won squid game
23.12.2025 04:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0squid game season 3 CGI Bitcoin baby
23.12.2025 00:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A zine I made for the holidays as a gift for my relatives.
Here's a zine I made as a gift for the holidays. Download it, print it, and fold it.
22.12.2025 00:05 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0bought a t-shirt and had to pay $18 of tariffs. 👎
09.12.2025 04:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
hello my beautiful friend the toyota yaris. Walt does not understand how lucky he is to have you
15.11.2025 05:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how do you think breaking bad would go if Walter shared Skylar's white woman wiles moveset
15.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
sorry i'm just like so obsessed with how it looks like the worst car in the world
15.11.2025 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0every time i see it on screen I can see the Whites original bank balance in my minds eye
15.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0its just so perfect. it looks exactly what a suburban family would think is a high end vehicle before they learn it's a hole you throw money into. i bet the seat adjustments are sticky and the cupholders are too small
15.11.2025 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0best casting in breaking bad is that horrendous ugly ass piece of shit pontiac car they make the Whites drive. i didn't know they could make cars that ugly looking
15.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0running away forever and ever? but i have asthma
12.11.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thanks to my friend pop psych, who is that type of friend i don't really trust at all, but they talk a lot and are pretty entertaining to listen to, and every once in a while they say something pretty insightful
10.11.2025 15:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👎👎👎👎👎
31.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0adobe illustrator should invent a way of handling text that is easy and consistent and not stupid
31.10.2025 15:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👎👎👎
31.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👎
31.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0going to become a guy who learns how to program and build tech so I can have a printer that doesn't have dogshit hardware and also firmware and also software
29.10.2025 15:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0