Michelle

She was trying to nurse on it to fall asleep so that’s two different spots she got.

Agreed! It is my arm’s fault entirely.

Adorable tiny vampire. I don’t mind dying to something this cute.

Vampire bite on my arm.

Hey guys, quick PSA. I thought this was a kitten, but apparently it’s some sort of weird vampire. It’s too late for me, but you guys be safe.

Haven’t been on much lately since I’ve decided to follow my dream of raising tiny assassins. Weapons training starts next week 🙌

That is such a wonderfully apt description of him!

I could really relate to the new Superman because I, too, am a farmboy living in the big city who has a white dog and no basic understanding of how politics works

I love that your troodon is all dressed up.

That sounds brilliant to me

😂😂

a man holding a knife with the words " you know it and i know it " behind him Alt: a man with the words " you know it and i know it "

😁

Much cheaper at Walmart or Meijer.

Why thank you!

I haven’t seen it anywhere else so maybe?

Exactly how I ended up with my fourth cat.

😁soon

They need somewhere to eat!

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at whatever’s a smidge above that, because sadly those are your only two choices.

Who doesn’t need a burger after a hard day of fighting skeleton soldiers?

Get it for her!

It is. I had some as a kid and was calling them Sylvanian Families back then.

😂

😂 same! Seriously just looked at my credit card bill this morning and told my daughter we need to not buy anything extra today. We both failed.

😆Oops!

I can’t wait for you to post a picture of the thing you absolutely do not have!

Meijer! Walmart may also have it if you want to avoid it there.

Calico Critters Hamburger Stand set. The stand is a cheeseburger and it’s adorable.

For the past few months I’ve been avoiding buying this thing that I do not need. Today I failed and I don’t even feel bad.

‘Welcome to the Jungle’ reviewed:

Nobody welcomed me, there was no evidence of anyone having fun or playing games, everyone had malaria or Ebola or both.

0/5 stars, would not recommend.

Eli the bearded dragon and my doggy Layla looking at me expecting their share.

Around here you can snack, but you will never snack alone.

Those aren’t chest pains, that’s just what being a grownup feels like.

Gorgeous shot!