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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Lol

Aunt Thomasina over here. Daaaaamn, talk about pulling the ladder.

Discrimination 🤣🤣... who's going to tell her?

They said they were going to use AI to improve the government. They just didn't say HOW

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Omg I've been wondering when this is going to become a thing.

@grocerypump.bsky.social I Just hope that the Library Hose doesn't get shut off. Yo, I drink from that.

Fkn King Soopers.... BRONCOS BRONCOS! Lol

Yes yes... but DO YOU HAVE A GROCERY PUMP?

Didn't think so.

@grocerypump.bsky.social Next up, Secretary of Depends, Dondas Hegseth!! Let's get that military pump going, too.

Just wait until he suggests that Lincoln's head on Mt Rushmore be changed to his...

Weird, man.

CANADIAN Version of this series would have been boring. Man gets cancer... Man goes to Dr. because they have universal healthcare. The End.

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