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It’s times like these when we can be grateful as a nation that some our most highly trained FBI counterterrorism experts are detailed to do private security for Kash Patel’s girlfriend as she pursues a career as a UFC pre-fight national anthem singer.

03.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2024    πŸ” 450    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 11
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Meiselas: Trump is a parody in the most extreme sense of the boogeymen MAGA created to go after Dems. He’s quite literally all of it. He covers up the pedo ring. He starts wars everywhere. He uses government to tread on people.

He's the most extreme example of what they claimed they wanted to stop.

03.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2763    πŸ” 733    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 16

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03.03.2026 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JD Vance has changed his name, his look, his religion, his positions many issues and people, but he won’t ever be able to change the fact that he’s a smug, insufferable, unlikable ass.

20.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5861    πŸ” 1063    πŸ’¬ 263    πŸ“Œ 65

Don't we want someone who can hit the ground running though? Rather than potential at this time of the season?

06.01.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's still on loan at Portsmouth?!

06.01.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Top Songs of 2025 Spotify

The songs I listened to most this year. #SpotifyWrapped
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

05.12.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cankles McTacotits – Anti-Trump Irish Drinking Song | Hilarious MAGA Parody Satire
YouTube video by The Resistance Cankles McTacotits – Anti-Trump Irish Drinking Song | Hilarious MAGA Parody Satire

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFx-...

10.11.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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25.09.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Redirecting...

www.facebook.com/share/r/1ByS... This proves Farage is lying

03.09.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Epstein survivor Haley Robson calls out Donald Trump for referring to this story as a hoax, and demands to be humanized.

03.09.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1615    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 20
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Current state of UK political discourse.

02.09.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1471    πŸ” 474    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 14
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There’s a senile old man in orange makeup wandering around on the roof of the White House making weird hand gestures.

05.08.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8913    πŸ” 2065    πŸ’¬ 1058    πŸ“Œ 264

Thoughts on the Cov friendly against Portimonense?

12.07.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any news on the new Coventry City shirts?

01.07.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s also 5 years ago dumbass.

09.06.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8719    πŸ” 2079    πŸ’¬ 470    πŸ“Œ 141
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Here we go again. Just like in 2020 right-wingers will be posting old videos or videos from other countries claiming it was today in the US. All for clicks and to fan the flames of division and hatred. It’s part of their standard playbook.

09.06.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3392    πŸ” 937    πŸ’¬ 288    πŸ“Œ 64
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That fall popped all his neck rolls out and everything. Tough day.

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09.06.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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finally a worthy Alien vs. Predator installment

05.06.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9352    πŸ” 1947    πŸ’¬ 310    πŸ“Œ 175
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Didn’t realize this was a prophecy.

05.06.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 17606    πŸ” 3250    πŸ’¬ 383    πŸ“Œ 156

Never heard of these but just had a listen on Spotify, very impressed, I'll be exploring more of their music 🎢 🎡

05.06.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BRAND NEW #UNCANNY PODCAST EPISODES!!!

Part 1 of the #UNCANNY SUMMER SPECIAL lands tomorrow - Friday 6th June. πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»

Available on all podcast platforms from 7am.

See you tomorrow for some Summer chills!

05.06.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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Today in Politics, Bulletin 145. 6/5/25 … Musk today after Trump posted on Truth Social that he fired Elon: β€œWithout me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House, and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate.

Today in Politics, Bulletin 145. What a wild day today! Here is my full recap of the Trump-Musk feud which I followed for 5 hours straight, plus everything else that happened today in politics. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...

05.06.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1193    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 33

Seriously, it's a really old saying, and the origins aren't really known?

18.05.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'd be hopping mad if you were a frog in a box with lots of other frogs 🐸 🀣

18.05.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you say someone is mad as a box of frogs it means they are crazy, insane, irrational!

18.05.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0