Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, it deserves its moment to shine.

I’m such a Scrooge. I hate when people put up their Christmas decorations right after Halloween.

Happy Alien: Earth Day to all that celebrate 🙌

But anyway, I’m just running on no sleep, happy friday!

This girl I used to work with has had at least three different boyfriends since I’ve known her, and she does the exact same dates and photo ops with each. She keeps doing the phoenix splatter room and has almost the exact same photoshoot each time, just with different guys. 😂

Kicked off Monday by tripping over one dog and dumping my entire coffee on the other’s back 😂 what a start

I needed this laugh

Happy Monday! My systems are down this morning, so it’s been a bit of a slow start to the workday. Not that I’m complaining..

The news lately is wild, feels like a fever dream.

I find it so funny that AOC follows Courtney Yates on Instagram. Courtney was such a brat on Survivor lol.

I decided to start work at 6:00am so I can finish earlier, but waking up this early definitely messes with my brain. I seriously just thought an email said “New! Lobotomy support guides” 🤪

Hearing my baby coo and laugh is truly the sweetest sound I’ve ever heard.

Goop water

Spent all day slowly emerging from here

God I love paying taxes and insurance, it's pretty much "my calling"

Those darn middle class teenagers

comedy gold

Why is going to the post office always such a pain in the ass?

RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight

RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

If nothing else, he does make me laugh lmao

My painting HIGH SUMMER EVENING

There is still beauty in the world. (photographer unknown.)

Still from the television show Parks and Rec showing Tom and Jean-Ralphio doing a talking head segment with Tom looking at Jean-Ralphio who is cupping his hand over his mouth with text that reads "I made my money the old-fashioned way: 🎵I got run over by a Lexus🎵"

manifesting

If you’ve never seen one before, this is a strawberry finch.

The best new albums out June 20 Haim leaves it all behind. Hotline TNT turns it up to 11. Yaya Bey threatens fear with a good time. World Cafe host Raina Douris joins Stephen Thompson to discuss their favorite albums out today.

Haim leaves it all behind. Hotline TNT turns it up to 11. Yaya Bey threatens fear with a good time. World Cafe host Raina Douris joins Stephen Thompson to discuss their favorite albums out today.

Whipped up some shawarma pita wraps for dinner, and now we’re having sonic milkshakes while watching Survivor with our squirmy little one. Pretty much the perfect Friday night.

It’s ironic how many people claim to follow Jesus in their Instagram bios but show zero compassion toward immigrants.

ICE agents mistakenly detain U.S. marshal in Arizona The deputy marshal was detained because he "fit the general description of a subject being sought by ICE," according to the U.S. Marshals Service.

ICE detained a US marshal because he "fit the general description of a subject."

Basically, they racially profiled their own kind.

When I’m having a rough day, I look at this and remind myself it could be so much worse.

Jeff from Survivor is low key a douche