shaney

how?!? I don’t know computer!!!!! (I have the app on my phone is that enough? help me ro ur my only hope)

Ice cream but make it momma

Oh no mommy I think I should go to bed

@witchsocks.bsky.social the way I was wearing thrifted (I like clothes/costumes with a STORY) baggy Alabama gym shorts that hit below the mid calf to blend in (unsuccessful) and she read my tea so fiercely i was like “why are you not a male slipping into these looong baggy shorts”

my whole tummy smells like c*m (Trixie southern accent)

Also i really thought I was serving “straight” cause it was a rough part of town OOPS

I was leaving the bar
and this woman goes “were u walking up Leavenworth today” and i said ”yea” and she said “bitch I knew it was u I saw u pounding that pavement” so one thing to know about me is I used to practice my model walk during my teenage shifts at target and now every walk is a catwalk

IM GONNA SCREAM I SWEAR TO GORD

Spooky

I wanna go “owowowiwoowowowo” to that smooth lil skull can u let her know!

Can hear Joe saying “Shaney” in the second pic

I suport ALL lezbeams

Hee hee hee

I won IM THE BEST DAHLIA

But also would I date an iguana man because I like a weirdo? Maybe

I don’t like them! But i like you! I would observe it with you! But not by myself Mandy! They are creepy!

HELLO IM GAY AND BORED

Same babe!

LETS CELEBRATE THAT! (also Happy birthday you stinky lil baby you lil Stinky baby tiny lil stinky lil stink stink bebe le stink)

A man of mystery did you give him my number

John claims this “found on Reddit” but I think he made it

I LOVE IT (brutalism gets such a bad rap but it's my favorite- such heavy dense design that still captures space and movement and light. the city demolished the brutalist main branch of our library to replace it with a giant glass peen and I was devastated)

MORE DETAILS IM CONFUSED BUT INTRIGUED

Super underrated song!!

THAT GIRL WAS ME

This is an amazing album

I feel that way before almost every trip!

Oooooooh

i honored you in chat today

Luck is gorgeous! And who’s the other creature?(reminds me of the litte demon angel from Krampus I LIKE IT)