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My medically induced state of hyperthyroidism continues, lest my remaining tissues get any Notions

Giving myself grace. For instance, if everyone says my life experience is nightmarish, maybe I can unstiffen my lip.

yes, rot my brain in a fox costume

my car is bad at draggin' too

"ever since getting hit with a sandwich, my coworkers have made fun of me"

awwwww, po' boy

Man who threw sandwich at US border agent not guilty of assault Sean Dunn's attorney acknowledged he threw the sandwich, but argued it was a "harmless gesture".

sandwiches aren't a crime

2026 goals are to encourage more people to stop letting people use "I was drunk" as an excuse

i love when i'm groovin to a reggae riddim and the vocals drop real shit like "Selassie gonna burn dem wit fire"

i'm just like, fuck yeah, burn me down with all of Babylon as long as you keep this groove

YouTube video by Justin Ying Goofy Movie Powerline Dance Set

Lets do this for a furcon danceoff

youtu.be/atMhXimViJI?...

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay

would smooch

Hermanubis - Egypt Museum Carved from luminous Parian marble, this statue embodies the elegant fusion of Egyptian and Roman divinity: Hermanubis, the jackal-headed Anubis recast in the guise of Mercury. Fashioned in the 1st–2n...

The Romans had their own version of Anubis and he was Handsome As Fuck egypt-museum.com/hermanubis/

Mala Pork and Garlic Broccoli

the emoji on this site look awful😘

Wikipedia entry of the year:

"SCP-067 Kid" is not to be confused with the canon "SCP-067", which is about a pen.

Some BODY once told me the world was gonna roll
in' rollin' rollin' rollin' keep
rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeep, you have my heart
my achey breaky heart

in the last month I taught myself to play Mahjong, it's like gin rummy meets balatro. super fun!

I can feel this lamb biryani's heat in my ear canals, that's what I'm talkin bout

*crosses out Syntax Gags for Car People from Joke Book*

That shows that joke is a dud outside my brain 😆

hey @phor.bsky.social, is a Sil80 just a Split Infiniti?

454 g per lb is baked into my brain because of baking. mmmm

Sexy Centipede and I will spare everyone an image of THAT

YouTube video by Graham Hughes Benedict Cumberbatch can't say "Penguins"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GnL...

gallbladder 😤
ballgladder 😘

proper malamute content:
malamute being a menace + everyone in comments calling it a wolf or husky

weird how just a little blood money from saudi and kushner can make your cozy life sim's fanbase evaporate

Just got word I have a genetic mutation so rare, maybe 280 others are alive with it right now.

still not unique enough, damn

I can think of maybe one who thinks so: a colleague who desiged mods for Subnautica in his spare time.

Too creepy. between that and Sea of Thieves I never want to dive near vg sharks