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@cryomatica.bsky.social

I'm beej, I like stupid things. 30s.

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Look at hime my wife

09.11.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I love you my soft bisexual biotic boy ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ)

08.11.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know for a fact that you can't consciously choose your fav character in any given media bc in Mass Effect where you can bang sexy space aliens why would I purposely gravitate toward Canadian Man

08.11.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes I did start me1 again but more importantly I've been crying laughing at this geth getting flung up the stairs for the last 10 minutes

03.11.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The tasteful* sliver of midriff ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

*As in we want a taste full

01.11.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Halloween!!! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ

31.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I started playing mass effect for the first time ever recently

01.11.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonightโ€™s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

31.10.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3810    ๐Ÿ” 887    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 95
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Edelgard
#FireEmblem

24.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1085    ๐Ÿ” 365    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Listening to: YAOI

Reading: YAOI

Watching: YAOI

Playing: YAOI

Eating: YAฮŸฮ™

Drinking: water

Listening to: YAOI Reading: YAOI Watching: YAOI Playing: YAOI Eating: YAฮŸฮ™ Drinking: water

weekend plans

19.10.2025 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1820    ๐Ÿ” 1001    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Blue Lion Boys

07.10.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blue Baby Girl I love him so much ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

24.10.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
2020

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#kaito 2020 and 2024

17.10.2024 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another babygirlโ€ฆ

14.05.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Colored

19.08.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dimitriโ€™s father lambert holding his son with both hands as they both smile with their eyes closed, happy, while outside in the snow.

Dimitriโ€™s father lambert holding his son with both hands as they both smile with their eyes closed, happy, while outside in the snow.

papa blaidyyd #fireemblem #fe3h

23.10.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 247    ๐Ÿ” 123    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe this is what I was thinking about while I couldn't escape a meeting maybe not

24.10.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sylvain mentally beaming "you want to make out in the confession booth" as hard as he can

24.10.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dimitri at his academy mandated two hours of dissociating at fantasy mass and accidentally catching eyes with Sylvain who only showed up for his academy mandated 2 hours of staring at Dimitri during fantasy mass

24.10.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sylvain & Dimitri

#fe3h #sylvain #dimitri

22.10.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see Seth I clap that's it

22.10.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ennead is probably on my top 5 favorite webtoons but also I think I'm too stupid for it bc wtf is going on lol

22.10.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
monochrome illustration of semi-nude Dimitri and Sylvain. Sylvain is on the ground wrapping Dimitri with a cloth while Dimitri is holding a sword and clinging on to Sylvain's arm

monochrome illustration of semi-nude Dimitri and Sylvain. Sylvain is on the ground wrapping Dimitri with a cloth while Dimitri is holding a sword and clinging on to Sylvain's arm

#dimivain

21.10.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or the other other option he only heard Ashe ask him to hang out at his house and doesn't know wtf is going on what's a halfling--

21.10.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or he thinks it's stupid but only does it because it's for Ashe

21.10.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would Felix play a rogue if Ashe DM'd a DND campaign or would he think it's stupid bc I can see a case for either

21.10.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally watched the substance today. It was amazing and also so gross. 10/10.

19.10.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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17.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13510    ๐Ÿ” 10859    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 599    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1333

Ye olden nudes ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

15.10.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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