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Biblically accurate gingerbread men

27.12.2025 23:13 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

A 3D printer? Do you hear yourself? All printers are three dimensions.

14.12.2025 01:02 — 👍 67    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 0

No Being only Do

10.12.2025 12:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen, I am so so sleepy

09.12.2025 16:16 — 👍 76    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 1

traditional eyeliner for funeral comma Catholic parentheses scots-irish closed parentheses comma matrilineal

09.12.2025 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This year. Reference to February 💚

09.12.2025 19:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jokes are a puzzle but I can't read

09.12.2025 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A second relative has hit the cemetery

09.12.2025 17:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy Pearl Harbor to all those who celebrate

07.12.2025 16:08 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

They do 😞

07.12.2025 14:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vegan hell is south jersey

07.12.2025 02:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Woke grandma gendering all animals Him

06.12.2025 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hanging around an arby's parking lot with a big question mark floating above my head, telling anyone who approaches to puncture the tires of 10 cop cars and i will bestow them a powerful blade

05.12.2025 17:23 — 👍 39    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 1

No I swear I know what vine is babe

05.12.2025 03:07 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm uncut gems maxing. I'm sandler core. I have a gambling addiction

05.12.2025 00:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Transitioning from mental illness (crusty) to mental illness (Messiah)

04.12.2025 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mr. Krabs is Sweeney Todd forward this to at least ten people or 7 years bad luck

04.12.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The angel Moroni came back he says there's fish in the krabby patties

04.12.2025 21:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I preserve my youthful appearance by sleeping each night immersed in a giant jar of vinegar.

03.12.2025 12:52 — 👍 36    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors quesadillas

04.12.2025 15:43 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

"like a shirt that's got holes in it from being worn and washed for decades"
*Therapist scribbles faster*

02.12.2025 15:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fomenting the revolution by exposing my girlfriend to Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

02.12.2025 02:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boyfriend's on a work trip guess it's time for Another Cat

01.12.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Winnie the Pooh but the lyrics are tofu and corn

30.11.2025 23:42 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Catcalled! On New Jersey Transit

29.11.2025 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"restore your snap streak" I do not give a fuck

26.11.2025 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again

26.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 120    🔁 24    💬 2    📌 1

That silhouette isn't Victorian it's 60's medieval revival. You're not even SEO maxing with that. What are you doing???

21.11.2025 21:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God gives his toughest asthma attacks to his strongest commute sprinters

21.11.2025 13:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot of a DM in response to a message reading "Id love to watch it" where I say "Literally anytime but also be prepared it is 3 hours and the quicksand scene is infuriating. Also obi wan Kenobi is in brown face"

Screenshot of a DM in response to a message reading "Id love to watch it" where I say "Literally anytime but also be prepared it is 3 hours and the quicksand scene is infuriating. Also obi wan Kenobi is in brown face"

I'm so good at convincing beautiful women to watch movies with me

20.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0