H E L E N

Bears should have the right to vote in New Jersey

Look what my girlfriend made

Yes I'm eating paint but that's the only way to sharpen the brush tip MY BLOOD LEAD LEVEL ACTUALLY DECREASED THIS CYCLE shut up

Brb gaslighting myself into believing I have scurvy

It's a start

Just did math and realized my living relative was born in 1927

My hobbies include shivering like a wet Chihuahua

A 45 minute trip is taking 2+ hours

Ate a packet of ramen 12 hours ago ask me about politics

A video game of me trying to get almond milk to my girlfriend and the obstacles are failing civic infrastructure

Thank you for the $126 commute home, South Eastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority

I need therapy because of SEPTA which delays trains so late I miss therapy

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

Depop: feel the good kind of dead inside

I need $6000 and a smack up the backside of my head just like grandma used to

The phases of bisexual:
Curious
Closeted
Unicorn
Satanism

adderall would solve every problem in my life.

NOOOO

You're gonna make me get a suit and tie job just to live into this dynamic

You and your public substance abuse 🤌

Tagalongs: The Apex Girl Morsel

Wake up sheeple

Fuck your thin mints. Freeze an Oreo.

Babe would you still love me if I became a streamer

History is not a poem and I will not sing along

When I said housewife this is not what I meant

Illegal

Brb gifting the most powerful man in ur life a donkey

Forgot my headphones so I might as well be dead

Shocked SHOCKED to discover the majority of my TikTok viewers are women between the ages of 18 and 35