ass man @ weenie hut jrs

someone drew a dick in the snow and i went to take a picture but my phone was too cold and shut down instead :(

i'm visiting friends and it's been two days since i've had a proper fruit or vegetable and i can feel this body dying all around me

godspeed🫡

failed this mission

obviously every part of neil cicierega's masterpiece "ariel needs legs" is iconic, but this is the part i think about All the Time

same hat

Something fun!
Playing with colors and such ^^

#TSHD

IF DA WORLDS GONNA BE TOTALY FUCKED AT LEAST I SHOULDENT HAVE TO GO TO WORK THE WHOLE TIME , SITTIN THERE AND CANT GET SHIT DONE CAUSE NOBODYS EVEN AT WORK AND THERE ALL BUYIN SHIT ON LINE AND WONT RETURN EMAIL'S , AND BOSS IS DOING THAT TOO, SO WHAT DA FUCK , AND DA SKELTEN IN THE PHOTO IS THINKIN GTHE SAME THING WITH THERE COOL OWL AND THERE LIBRA SCALES, SO JUST LET EVERY ONE GO HOME , AND IF YOUR WORKIN AT A STORE THEY SHOULD PAY YOU DOUBLE CAUSE EVERY ONES ACTING LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT THIS MONTH , WORSE THAN USUAL , AND DA TEXT " OUTLAW GOING TO WORK IN DECEBER LEGALIZE COSTING UNTIL JANUARY, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY ME " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WORLDS FUCKED LET US COAST - dashare.zone ADMIN

is that good?

i am not, in fact, taking him to the vet, but in fairness to him he has been a few times recently

a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone and saying i 'm like nah Alt: john mulaney saying "I'm like, nah, nah, nah, sister. You're not getting me to no secondary location"

buddy hiding under the couch bc he thinks i am going to take him to the vet

i'm sure the people above me are like, running on a treadmill or something, but it SOUNDS like they're sledgehammering the floor right above my head

i want to read books and comics and watch movies and shows and write stories and try drawing and sleep but alas i have to work and do chores

i painted my toenails a month ago and i still keep getting surprised by them. ahh why are they green? am i dying?

fucked up that you can blow your nose and then 0.5 seconds later it's once again full of mucus. i just got rid of you!

Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

hell yeah, my sister's cat likes me

oh no! i'm sorry :( rip little guy

The bees have discovered Brutalism

aliens will see arthur and ask "is anyone gonna parasite this?" and not even wait for an answer

also re: the eye: good for her

so proud of these (not) kids!

excited to watch after work today!

someone hates scoob???

i think it's a soulmate au where the thing that lets people know they are soulmates is a horrible goose chasing you toward each other?

my coworker's gf moved in with him and brought her two cats and now he comes in and is like "wow, cats are so fast!" "hey, did you know cats can jump really high?"

2-panel comic titled "True Power" bare-shirted fighter: UAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH! I can feel the power overflowing! Master! What is this... bald, bearded master: I don't know... That's scary...

I say "I don't know... that's scary..." a lot because of this comic

where are you going? good luck!