Kitty time let's GOOOOOOO

her body a puppet, her mind its puppeteer, torqued in twain by loathesome gears

toy finds a toy

An adorable raccoon.

backlog.
#mekabare

Graffiti on a white wall on an underpass. The Cohost "eggbug" logo with the text "eggbug forever"

I found Cohost graffiti under Elliott Bridge in Boston

An adorable raccoon.

The Instagram account Saint featured me. The first slide says: "Derek Guy - Dieworkwear. Derek Guy is a menswear writer who has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. He also runs a menswear blog called Die, Workwear"

One of the slides showing my favorite products. It's it's a big bag of Hagen pigeon food. The food is fortified with the vitamins and nutrients pigeons need.

Instagram user writes: "Why tf do i need pigeon food for my outfit." I replied: "this is what i can afford to eat after spending all my money on clothes ::sad face::"

thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"

Your dad small as hell

Artwork "Saturn devouring his son" but with a "I consent!" sticker placed on where the dead body's head would be.

life is strange

Microsoft being just SLIGHTLY too early with Cortana and then giving up is just classic Microsoft.

Also management letting their failchild studio simultaneously turn the Cortana brand beloved by millions into Galaxy Genocide Hitler wasn't an error in judgment, it's just they never cared at all.

Never forget that Norman Rockwell, debatably the most famous American artist to ever put brush to canvas, was not afraid to show the ugliness along with the good. Having his work/reputation sanitized and trimmed into marketable nostalgia is about American as it gets.

sorry

puget sounding

a robot woman whose stomach panel has been opened is being embraced by another woman who is digging her teeth into the robot's wiring.

improper maintenance🔌⚡💙

girls

I've become a trader joes truther now that it's walking distance tbh u were totally right

An adorable raccoon.

fattoush is also really good I should find some

holy shit I forgot I have grape leaves in the fridge

what's the best dish :3

YOU DON'T NEED YOU

#rubber #latex #rubberfur #latexfur #rubberfurry #latexfurry

Losing it over learning that NYPD tried to train seals in the 80s to hunt for contraband

digital art featuring Remi (cream shiba inu) and Fink (lil robot doggy). Remi is helping Fink get an update so it is all plugged into her computer while its sitting in its chair all blushy and fidgety. Also I am looking at my phone (probably distracted). The computer screen reads "update in progress"

It was @beepboopbork.com's birthday recently so it's time for its yearly update :3 I'm helping and i'm gonna try and not trip on all the wires...

Sorry when I post about lame security IT shit instead of Taylor Swift

I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"

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A girl with dinosaur legs and a tail is ready to sprint

Born to run #pinupillustration

Are we all just God’s OCs?