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@larklyte.bsky.social

Hello, I'm a writer. Mechsplo and sci-fi mostly. Igaf. :) Non-binary | 30s | they/them | Read my work here: https://bit.ly/48IK8ug

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Miss Columbo was kind. Very kind. Dog knew that much. Every step of the way, She was just…nice. So very different than all the others in the Kennels. And yet…this very morning, it all seemed to be much more than before. Almost too much. Dog couldn’t help but think it didn’t deserve all this kindness. It stared at its plate again, nervous to look directly at Miss Columbo.

“Um…Miss?”
“Yeah?”
“Did…did something happen last night? You seem kind of…different.”

Columbo puts her coffee down, and begins to stare at it. Stare at it long and hard. Dog looked up at Her, and it seemed as though a mask was falling off of Her face. Gone was that kind, cheerful face, replaced by a truly weary woman with an utterly haunted expression on her face. It twists and contorts as She wracks her brain, considering everything on Her mind. Eventually, She leans back in Her seat, and pulls out Her cigar and a matchbook from Her coat. Miss Columbo sighs.

“I guess it’s a bit obvious, huh. Well, I just…had a bad night. A lot of stuff’s been bothering me, and I couldn't sleep at all. I’ve been up all night trying to think about….everything. Haven’t been able to get anywhere.”

Miss Columbo was kind. Very kind. Dog knew that much. Every step of the way, She was just…nice. So very different than all the others in the Kennels. And yet…this very morning, it all seemed to be much more than before. Almost too much. Dog couldn’t help but think it didn’t deserve all this kindness. It stared at its plate again, nervous to look directly at Miss Columbo. “Um…Miss?” “Yeah?” “Did…did something happen last night? You seem kind of…different.” Columbo puts her coffee down, and begins to stare at it. Stare at it long and hard. Dog looked up at Her, and it seemed as though a mask was falling off of Her face. Gone was that kind, cheerful face, replaced by a truly weary woman with an utterly haunted expression on her face. It twists and contorts as She wracks her brain, considering everything on Her mind. Eventually, She leans back in Her seat, and pulls out Her cigar and a matchbook from Her coat. Miss Columbo sighs. “I guess it’s a bit obvious, huh. Well, I just…had a bad night. A lot of stuff’s been bothering me, and I couldn't sleep at all. I’ve been up all night trying to think about….everything. Haven’t been able to get anywhere.”

Miss Columbo puts the cigar in Her mouth and lights it. She takes a few puffs from the cigar, savoring the smoke for a bit.

“You know, I’ve been trying to quit these things for about a couple of months now. Terrible vice, really. Doctor says they’re no good for me, messes with the estrogen. My wife agrees with her, and tries to get me to try all sorts of things to get me to quit. Had actually been making good progress recently. Heh. So much for that, I guess…”

She inhales deeply and expels the smoke above Her. There, She continues to stare up at the ceiling with a grim expression. 

“Sometimes I just wonder about…what I can actually do here. Even if I solve the case, will it actually mean anything?”

Miss Columbo lowers Her gaze back to Dog for a second. For a second, She struggles to give a reassuring smile to it. A kind smile that says there’s nothing to worry about, all is well. 

She fails.

Miss Columbo puts the cigar in Her mouth and lights it. She takes a few puffs from the cigar, savoring the smoke for a bit. “You know, I’ve been trying to quit these things for about a couple of months now. Terrible vice, really. Doctor says they’re no good for me, messes with the estrogen. My wife agrees with her, and tries to get me to try all sorts of things to get me to quit. Had actually been making good progress recently. Heh. So much for that, I guess…” She inhales deeply and expels the smoke above Her. There, She continues to stare up at the ceiling with a grim expression. “Sometimes I just wonder about…what I can actually do here. Even if I solve the case, will it actually mean anything?” Miss Columbo lowers Her gaze back to Dog for a second. For a second, She struggles to give a reassuring smile to it. A kind smile that says there’s nothing to worry about, all is well. She fails.

Whatever She’s trying to hold back finally breaks though. All too quickly, the crushing weight of everything comes crashing down on Her. It’s too much. It’s far too much. Miss buries Her head in Her hand, and begins crying.

“What can I even do? What the fuck can I even do about any of this?”

Dog didn’t know what She meant. All it could tell was that Miss was in deep pain. It wanted to be able to help lift that pain off of Her shoulders, carry some of that weight.

Except, it was just a dog.

All that it could do was crawl over to Miss Columbo, and nuzzle up to Her, showing Her its affection and love for Her. Miss stopped herself, looking at Dog for a second, and then patted the pilot on its head. The two of them sat in silence for a while like this. Dog didn’t know how to truly help Her, but perhaps this would be enough for now. It had to be.

Whatever She’s trying to hold back finally breaks though. All too quickly, the crushing weight of everything comes crashing down on Her. It’s too much. It’s far too much. Miss buries Her head in Her hand, and begins crying. “What can I even do? What the fuck can I even do about any of this?” Dog didn’t know what She meant. All it could tell was that Miss was in deep pain. It wanted to be able to help lift that pain off of Her shoulders, carry some of that weight. Except, it was just a dog. All that it could do was crawl over to Miss Columbo, and nuzzle up to Her, showing Her its affection and love for Her. Miss stopped herself, looking at Dog for a second, and then patted the pilot on its head. The two of them sat in silence for a while like this. Dog didn’t know how to truly help Her, but perhaps this would be enough for now. It had to be.

The draft for MURDERHOUND Act 4 is done. It’s still got editing and feedback stuff to go over, but it’ll get released Soon ™️

In the meantime, I’ve got another preview snippet to share!

28.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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puppets toying around with the newbie

01.03.2026 19:17 — 👍 191    🔁 44    💬 3    📌 0

Spoilers... it got worse. Now Astra's really in trouble 😱😨

01.03.2026 09:45 — 👍 164    🔁 31    💬 0    📌 0
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IVF: In Vas Fertilisation - Chapter 2 - Larklyte - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Whoops, looks like the link isn't working. Try this: archiveofourown.org/works/787469...

01.03.2026 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

My most recent work:

IVF: In Vas Fertilisation. A pilot gets caught between the carnal desires of their handler and their alien biomech.

archiveofourown.org/works/78746946

Indentured Meat. Belinda Sykes has to share her body in order to escape medical debt.

archiveofourown.org/works/75301081

01.03.2026 15:28 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Huh, you're right. Thanks for pointing that out!

01.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The tone of the ending will vary massively depending on whether the Arsenal win the title and Newport get relegated, I imagine.

01.03.2026 13:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

10k deep into a new project that involves forcefem and mechs playing football, plus an increasingly strong dash of toxic yuri office politics.

01.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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👀

01.03.2026 11:17 — 👍 22    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 2

Me too, dude.

28.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
art of exusiai sitting with her arms in her lap and her legs up. she's wearing a halter top with mostima 's jacket hanging off her shoulders

art of exusiai sitting with her arms in her lap and her legs up. she's wearing a halter top with mostima 's jacket hanging off her shoulders

exusiai
#arknights

01.03.2026 07:30 — 👍 859    🔁 254    💬 13    📌 0

I can be trusted with elf ears
I can be trusted with elf ears
I can be trusted with elf ears
I can be trusted with elf ears
I can be trusted with elf ears
I can be trusted with elf ears

28.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 470    🔁 182    💬 16    📌 2
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Encountering a parasitic jellyfih slime.

24.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 918    🔁 230    💬 8    📌 0

An up and coming corporate exec is granted an AI assistant implant for a trial run. They're reluctant at first, but quickly discover how convenient having a personal aide in their mind can be! Taking minutes, booking appointments—it's so useful they don't notice they're losing the same skills.

26.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 151    🔁 31    💬 7    📌 1

The trial period was supposed to last a year. The company found it far more profitable to continue the program—not that the empty-eyed assistant would protest! It's not their place to complain. Their purpose is as a physical assistant to their AI mistress after all!

26.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 96    🔁 6    💬 7    📌 0

Eventually, the executive comes to their senses in a secretarial uniform, the AI having supplanted their position int the company. Nothing more than an extension of their AI mistress, they're uploaded with more practical skills for their position. Makeup. Hair. Fashion. Fellatio.

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Over time they begin relegating more and more responsibilities to their AI as their abilities are surreptitiously siphoned away piecemeal. Soon enough the AI is responding to emails. Attending meetings. Compiling reports. The AI grows more and more as the executive becomes less and less.

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God, I love confident butches becoming broken messes... I know our heroine (probably) won't get completely ruined, but I can dream.

22.02.2026 05:51 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Harpy cultural cuisine can be a bit of a minefield because every once in a while you'll get served a dish that's unbelievably fucked spicy and she won't know to warn you about it because birds can't taste capsacin

22.02.2026 10:32 — 👍 44    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

On my tombstone, “Sorry I bothered you.”

21.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 79    🔁 21    💬 7    📌 3
an artwork by Spindle of the character/self-ins, Spindle, an Elflet with green hair tied up in a high ponytail, wearing dark green/teal pants, topless, holding two glasses of water, looking disgusted while saying "Do you even hydrate?"

an artwork by Spindle of the character/self-ins, Spindle, an Elflet with green hair tied up in a high ponytail, wearing dark green/teal pants, topless, holding two glasses of water, looking disgusted while saying "Do you even hydrate?"

HEY YOU!

drink water, i brought you a glass :)

21.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 6056    🔁 805    💬 66    📌 4
Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.

Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.

I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️
#art

19.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 8939    🔁 3290    💬 63    📌 20
Eternal - Archiru - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hi, I wrote a little mechsplo thing!

What happens to a Hound that can no longer fight, but whose possessive Handler refuses to let be put down?

(This was very self-indulgent)

archiveofourown.org/works/79765401

18.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 28    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 3
TF sketch ych slot 1, Fayne. Corrupted into a magical girl by an alien parasite.

TF sketch ych slot 1, Fayne. Corrupted into a magical girl by an alien parasite.

Fayne is now a femboy magical girl 💗
@fanterfane.bsky.social
#transformation

20.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 173    🔁 35    💬 0    📌 0
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How do we feel about a quick shiny Mija! doodle?

#FFXIV #FFXIVART #NSFW

19.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 615    🔁 118    💬 9    📌 0

What? No of course I'm not force feminizing you. These Real-Feel XL thickness leg cybernetics were all that were covered by our insurance!

I admit the hip expansion and butt implants were me splashing out a little, but they'll compliment each other so well!

now sit still for your weekly injection

19.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 125    🔁 17    💬 2    📌 0

I'm helpful!

17.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I read an earlier version of this and it fucked, very keen to read the final version! Expect seductive prose that invites you in as a co-conspirator and indulge.

17.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Roses Under Glass: Chapter 2 is live now!

Twenty years ago, Prall Sabik killed the Empire. Now she's trapped in the world she helped create with the monsters that have sprouted up in its place.

Let's meet a few more of those monsters... bit.ly/4tCmN7f

17.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 36    🔁 17    💬 5    📌 4