minotaur

buddy the spike on your helmet goes on the outside, not the inside

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

fuck you. chug shit about it.

here's hoping forastero can be a worthy follow-up act

An old painting of a woman in bed, presumably from tuberculosis/consumption. The image-macro/meme text over it says "The only ethical consumption under capitalism is tuberculosis"

the aristocracy of whatever time would've suppressed it

you're the biggest fuckin dork imaginable

that didn't make him look bad, and the media got bored of it within ten minutes

this, though? even as he senility brains his way to forgetting it, he's going to keep finding out about it and getting mad all over because it makes him look bad

[SNUFF CONVENTION]

deergirl: wow !!! ive never seen a guy like you here before !!!

18th-century English nobleman: [sniff] good heavens [sniff] [sneeze] it appears there's a damned axe through your skull

the IRGC have abducted RFK jr and forced him to eat a vegetable. he was 72

bro this is the funniest shit ever holy christ

Tammy Duckworth is related to this dude

too late, every variation of this is already owned by NYT journos and ivy league professors

if you profit off the debate of my humanity, you have cut yourself off from your share in humanity. don’t fucking whine about how hard it is for you that we acknowledge that YOU. WITH YOUR ACTIONS. WITH YOUR WORDS. WITH YOUR THOUGHTS. CUT YOURSELF OFF. FROM HUMANITY. YOU DID THAT—YOU DID THAT TO YOU

libs of tik tok has a pattern. your brain is a pattern recognition machine. USE IT.

hmm no she should get at least a little invective for how fucking stupid her comment is

Cam @matrixreloaded_ ... gonna become a soccer guy. tweeting "absolute fucking disgrace" at like 7 AM before any North American should reasonably be reacting to anything.

turns out not trying people for running torture camps they call 'conversion therapy' meant our goose was cooked already

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE

it will result in dead trans people

and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing

you see the pipeline right?

we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die

WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

recent trends

yeah giving this shit a platform isn't supporting it. it's outright endorsing it lmao

it's so funny how none of you journalists understand power imbalance when it personally benefits you. weird! but we should trust you, right?

In the style of an industrial warning sign — WARNING Cognitohazard: Do not think about it

I kept needing this, so I finally made it.

ohhh this is why you're on substack

nyt is 4chan for ppl who think talking about how cool war is makes them better than people who post images of dead bodies and talk about how cool war is

Screenshot of text: First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran

my condolences to both of you

this is an all timer

so I'm marking you down as pro-slavery, then. surely you know about the slave markets, correct? otherwise maybe you shouldn't be commenting if you don't know anything.

so which is it? ignorant or pro-slavery?