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fuck off matthew 25:45 is my entire politics get some dignity. I am no longer asking Former EMS

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good luck to them but i'll be damned if i ever recognize the sovereignty of the city of cincinnati

04.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we make these 900 people our Omelas child please

04.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 324    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

they're going to be at this rate. snapback effect

as in we're going to wear snapbacks when we get vengeance

04.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It was really hard to get a good capture of the city since the whole thing doesn't even fit onscreen. Go check it out ingame!!! Smell the roses. Stick your face into the polygons. Breathe in the pixels and just vibe out dude.

It was really hard to get a good capture of the city since the whole thing doesn't even fit onscreen. Go check it out ingame!!! Smell the roses. Stick your face into the polygons. Breathe in the pixels and just vibe out dude.

ULTRAKILL - FRAUD ART THREAD

Unlike Lust, I hand placed every building in Fraud's city to get a more naturalistic European town. It's mostly based on a visit to Florence I did years back, though inspired by Paris as well. The city wraps on itself to form what's effectively an O'Neill cylinder.

04.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 509    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Exogenous Hormone (Uncommon)
+Funny
+Gaming
-Become instantly hated by Pedophile Faction (Permanent)

04.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what the fuck

04.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nah it just means the vibe coder guy broke something

04.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
sam, from sam and max, with his shirt off with the same tattoos of the demi-fiend from SMT: Nocturne. his stats page is maxed out. a bonus attribute is mentioned: he has memorized a thesaurus.

sam, from sam and max, with his shirt off with the same tattoos of the demi-fiend from SMT: Nocturne. his stats page is maxed out. a bonus attribute is mentioned: he has memorized a thesaurus.

bonus dumb art:

04.03.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
an edited screenshot of Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, where Max (from Sam and Max) is dressed as a jack frost from SMT. he stands before the demi-fiend and says "When I die, I'm taking you with me."

an edited screenshot of Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, where Max (from Sam and Max) is dressed as a jack frost from SMT. he stands before the demi-fiend and says "When I die, I'm taking you with me."

remembering old dumb art i did. SMT: sam & max tensei.

04.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2051    πŸ” 670    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

finding out she somehow keeps not being killed and is extremely lethal

04.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but on the plus side, this will be a really funny story to bring up multiple times a year for the rest of his life

04.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a screencap from a golgo 13 sniping arcade game. it directs you to shoot a horse in the ass

a screencap from a golgo 13 sniping arcade game. it directs you to shoot a horse in the ass

04.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
04.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2204    πŸ” 601    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 18
not helping you with this one. this joke is 50 years old. that's half a century

not helping you with this one. this joke is 50 years old. that's half a century

04.03.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"If you run out of arrows, make sure to loudly announce this to your enemies. Be sure they know you have run out of essential munitions. Be sure they are aware you are having severe logistical problems." - Sun Tzu

04.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 769    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
Eve Fartlow making a weird baba yaga face in an old Instagram story where she's overlaid the image with "I'm ready to go to the war"

Eve Fartlow making a weird baba yaga face in an old Instagram story where she's overlaid the image with "I'm ready to go to the war"

put her on the frontlines

04.03.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 500    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 22

I don't think it's this one unless he deleted my comment, and I was far more civil than my usual there

04.03.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TERA CHAD Clavicular has been MOGGED by Iranian missile strikes in DUBAI, leaving him DEAD and AURALESS... only to be reborn as an anime horse girl?? watch "Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Lead the Charge Kurabikyura-kun!!!" on Crunchyroll today

04.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1095    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6

knocking on the door to ask if you can sample her

04.03.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boba Fett implies the existence of Kiki Fett

04.03.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Rep. Dan Crenshaw was blindsided by a GOP primary loss in Texas House District 2 after being eyed for replacement by Republican challenger Steve Toth.

Crenshaw, a seven-year incumbent, has faced growing criticism from constituents who say he lost sight of their interests. He will leave office on January 3, 2027.

Follow: @AFpost

Rep. Dan Crenshaw was blindsided by a GOP primary loss in Texas House District 2 after being eyed for replacement by Republican challenger Steve Toth. Crenshaw, a seven-year incumbent, has faced growing criticism from constituents who say he lost sight of their interests. He will leave office on January 3, 2027. Follow: @AFpost

Dawg lmao

04.03.2026 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 785    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 32

ngl I wasn't sure the guy running an actual campaign and not crashing out was going to win

04.03.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 471    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 16

SUNDER 3 IS REAL!!!

04.03.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

04.03.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4909    πŸ” 1234    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 37

iirc it was one about a red retro style fridge that couldn't cool properly until he punched a hole into it to pull the thermostat into the main interior. probably 4ish years ago? or it was the one directly after that, I only watched a view videos before he did that and that turned me off the channel

04.03.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well it's not an exact quote, but it sure didn't sound sarcastic at all, since this was about him talking about just turning off the water heater to save on electricity

04.03.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

okay but don't listen to him when he says "maybe we can just turn the water heaters off". utterly baffling thing to say when he followed it with "how bad could legionnaire's disease be"

04.03.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

me, posting some shit like 'they have cultivated within themselves a violence to the self': i'm so dumb. everyone is going to think i'm stupid for this

me, posting 'sanic! at the disco': i am a geniubs

04.03.2026 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The US just took out two China-friendly leaders in two months. Why has Beijing done very little about it? | CNN In quick succession, US President Donald Trump has taken out two of Beijing’s closest allies: Venezuelan President NicolΓ‘s Maduro and Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei.

πŸ‘€ what would CNN prefer China to do about it exactly

04.03.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2