minotaur

communism is when capitalism does capitalism

on the plus side, you work under bari weiss now. get owned lmao. you wanted this! this is what you've worked towards! the culmination of your entire career was to have a freak as your boss who will fire you for being insufficiently fascist!

lol

What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.

after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

ghost of yotei? you mean the tiny face man game?

it's kind of wild that a guy died a little while ago and the government swore we would reap the whirlwind and that his widow would lead a howling army of valkyries across the galaxy and then the most you heard about it since was the secretary of domestic war saying they arrested the wife of antifa

10,000+ posters, $1M spend, and the best ad campaign of 2025. 'Friend' billboard campaign in NYC last month was genius. What made it genius is that every vandal tag, every “AI sucks” defacement, every social screenshot is fuel. The campaign was created as a provocation. Friend leaned into controversy, volatility, even hate, because those are the signals that drive mindshare in 2025.

He won by paying $1 million to show that everyone hates his product

criss angel: mindshare

"kenith" yeah bobson dugnutt you're totally real

17-year-old trans girl's suicide over NHS wait times was preventable says coroner A 17-year-old trans girl's death by suicide over NHS wait times could have been prevented with swift intervention, a coroner has ruled.

Wes Streeting extended the puberty-blocker ban on 6 November 2024.

Leia died by suicide on 11 November 2024.

"we have to take mastodon posts seriously" no we don't. who said that? anyone that needs a trigger warning for a sandwich needs to not be on the internet at all.

it's shit for your mental health to reinforce that!

Alternate Method of Entry || Get Started Monopoly Game at McDonald's

mcdonal is doing the monopoly thing again and if you didn't know, it's considered a sweepstakes which means they need what's called an "alternative method of entry" for people who don't want to pay. you can request free game pieces (which occasionally are free food) 5 times per day here

you accused her of nerd shit. get a job!

it's so funny that he's just so out of the orbit that he's gonna get fucked. they just got bought by a pro-trump tech thing!

Waow a perfect record store!

because the propaganda that made them like that also makes them know on some level that they're losers that deserve this. the only part they don't understand is they don't have to be like this

Google Calls ICE Agents a Vulnerable Group, Removes ICE-Spotting App ‘Red Dot’ The move comes as Apple removed ICEBlock after direct pressure from U.S. Department of Justice officials and signals a broader crackdown on ICE-spotting apps.

A vulnerable group. Those poor lumbering peanut-headed gestapo thugs uwu ✨

www.404media.co/google-calls...

beloved american icon dick van dyke is still alive btw

lee van cleef was better anyways

IT'S A TURNIP

I hate it when this happens and they're all out of coconut crabs at the supermarket so I have to clean the mess up myself

lotta everyone do, in general

Zardoze™! for when you need more Gun and less "gun"!

wtaf are you talking about

I think we're being unfair to the writer, who clearly has inoperable and untreatable brain damage

I have no faith in anyone to get any of that going whatsoever before this shit hits the fan, and we have almost no time left. would I like to be proven wrong? sure, whenever I predict bad things I would like to be wrong. I am usually not.

local elf be like:

tower defense sorority!!

politically yes, but not materially. people lose their patience real fast when they begin to starve.

only way out is through. hunker down with your loved ones assuming you got some. if not get a cat or two

at this point I think being an accelerationist might be the only reasonable way to think, since the faster the collapse happens, the faster we can start anew. or it's all over forever, whatever!

okay buddy hard drive check let's find out what you got on there