Ezra | rat boy 🐀 🏳️‍⚧️ ✨

It’s not even that hard! And plenty of folks are lactose intolerant and would love oat milk. Where I work when they brought in the monthly birthday donuts for everyone in my birthday month there were no donuts for me. And we are literally just a few blocks from several vegan donut options.

the hanging in there star (picture: drawing of a yellow star that is smiling, but their eyes look sunken, dark, and red around the edges) post this star to let your buddies know you're hanging in there but you could lost it at any moment

Ed Teach from ofmd s2 ep 2, he's smiling but his eyes look glassy and half dead

same picture 🥲

Screencap from season one, episode one, of Pete saying "That's women's work."

me when I'm twenty-seven minutes, thirty-eight seconds into season two, episode three of critically-acclaimed television series our flag means death

When we then watched it with other friends watching it for the first time one of THEM also gasped at the exact same moment it was so funny (and valid!!!!)

two people are dancing on a wooden floor and one of them is wearing a towel that says ' a ' Alt: Vico Ortiz as S2 Jim with a towel around their shoulders and a red hot water bottle in hand gyrating across the deck of the Revenge with Madeleine Sami in the foreground dressed as Archie

happy approximately two year anniversary to New Haircut Jim appearing on our screen and my girlfriend literally gasping out loud like a cartoon character with steam coming out of her ears

thinking about how after we all gravitated to this app that one person posted “is anyone else seeing a disproportionate amount of posts for some show called our flag means death?” I still love that for us

boosting this as i'm very much still in need of help, and my account is uncomfortably low 🫂🙏

Until we got to the last episode I was really wanting to immediately do a rewatch but the ending really broke my heart, ugh! I thought knowing who the killer was would make a rewatch interesting and I still think it will but also it’s just gonna make me very sad as well!

I STILL LOVE DEADLOCH and no spoilers I don’t think but omg that ending DEVASTATED me. Obviously I won’t say how, but god damn!!!! Upsetting!!!! Nevertheless cannot wait for season 2!!!!

hi, cis folks!

trans people need your help! the FY26 budget gets a vote by 9/30. GOP wants a ban on funds for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. they're trying for other bans, too.

we need you to call senators like chuck who don't get it: reps.fyi

info & script in the🧵⬇️

Honorable mention to Sven’s reactions behind her as she’s saying this hahahaha

Abby Matsuda saying “The killer is targeting cunts, James. They’re targeting cunts. And you are a cunt. You’re the biggest cunt I’ve ever met.”

We finally started watching Deadloch (watching the last episode today so no spoilers!) and it’s SO GOOD! And SO GAY!! I am OBSESSED!!! Big ups to my queen Abby Matsuda I love her so much! Please enjoy this gif of my favorite Abby moment so far. I hope there is more of her in S2!

Oh jeez that sounds awful!!! I hope the drugs help and I hope you feel better!!!

Awww KAYLA thank you so much!!! 🥹 this is so nice 😭💖

Thank you! Me too! Eating is one of my favorite things

Basically the doctor thinks I had/have gastritis and maybe an ulcer. The pain was unreal. But I’m taking the meds they gave me and it’s getting better!!! Yay!!!

Lucius Spriggs holds the small wooden shark given to him by Izzy and says “I actually love this”

I ate food today without any pain! I didn’t even need weed or Tylenol at all today! I think the agony of my last several days might actually be behind me now yayyyyy

Thank you!!

Con O’Neill as Izzy Hands looking very moist with a red hot water bottle sitting atop his chest as he slumps over in a chair.

A picture of the face of Con O’Neill as Izzy Hands cut and pasted on the body of Marlon Brando in the Godfather wearing a tuxedo, with text overlaid “you come to me on the day that my tummy hurts so much”

Dammit I forgot RCCC was this weekend & forgot to see if there was any OFMD stuff happening so ofc I missed it all & now the weekend is over 😭 (it’s for the best bc I’ve been sick since Thursday afternoon so I guess I’d rather have realized it later than know what I’m missing while I’m missing it)

Hi all~ Announcing Act of Grace: An OFMD Virtu-Con! A free virtual OFMD con hosted over Discord on February 7th and 8th 2026. Panels, Artist Alley, Writer highlights, and more! More info and applications coming soon.

actofgracecon.carrd.co

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

I think my sibling-in-law legit thought I maybe wasn’t a huge nerd somehow but all that changed when I gave them a tour of my animal crossing house which is entirely OFMD themed lol (they loved it)

THE ALT TEXT I’m dying (also, longtime Johnny Knoxville freak over here, I have seen every Jackass movie and probably watched the third one more times than is healthy)

take me back 😭😭😭

SPANISH JACKIE’S WEDDING 💒

a photo of my pomeranian, piper, for tax and attention

piper's out of surgery, still at the vet, but they were unable to retrieve all of the crystals. they're recommending he see a specialist in the next few days. so while today's surgery has been heavily discounted, the specialist will be roughly 5 grand. so. uh. please share.
ko-fi.com/blandbeard

Sharing my favourite thing from the before times. Bless you tiktok user mrxmillagher 😭

Screenshot of Stede from OFMD s1e5 when he stabbed Ed and looking distressed. A tweet has been added on top which reads: jamie @kloogans [about to cum] okie dokie here we go

Screenshot of Stede and Lucius from OFMD s1e1 when Stede is narrating how he runs the ship for Lucius to scribe. They're looking at one another with Lucius looking series and Stede smiking. A text exchange has been added on top which reads: (Speech bubble pointing at Lucius) You should suck more dicks (Speech bubble pointing at Stede) I really should huh

Screenshot of Stede and Ed from OFMD s1e9 when they've just kissed for the first time. A tweet has been added on top which reads: Rhys Darby @rhysiedarby Fuck me and shut me up.

Screenshot of Lucius from OFMD s1e8 when he's comforting Stede who has been spying on Ed and Jack all night. A tumblr post with a screenshot of a text convo has been added on top which reads: ebonybow Babe I love and support you But you're unwell about this man

Some of my faves I've made

Introducing the sloppy smooch picrew image with gif of various pairings

Simply pick your rhys character, then your taika! make sure to pick a matching arm for your taika, that way it layers correctly

but please keep tagging me in sloppy posts, i need it to fuel my insanity. plus i will update the picrew as new pairs come out!

this is a big thank you for all the support! i will update the picrew periodically as well as drawing new sloppies as they pop up teehee~ as always you can go to mykofi to get any specific sloppy smoochies youd want or just to see my non sloppy commissions! anyway, cant wait to see all of your sloppy smoochies! -pogo

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INTRODUCING THE SLOPPY SMOOCH PICREW! this is something ive been working on for a long time!! please enjoy the fun of making sloppy smooches (and please tag me so i can enjoy them all with you!! c:) happy @sloppysmoochweek.bsky.social !!!!

picrew.me/image_maker/...

Them: are you still thinking about pirates?
Me:

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Con O'Neill
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Announcement
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