jennee

unfortunate that my type is people with serial killer levels of charisma and charm

every time

I reject the reality that has become a bikini top and bottom costing $80 separately

I need to watch The Notebook soon so I believe in romantic love again

thank u queen xoxo

it's me birthday :)

born to be a cool fun sister forced to be varying degrees of estranged from all my siblings

maybe its just where I live but its weirdly alienating to not be into doing hard drugs

I think its cool my dad hasn't texted me in 2 months

if ur a couple and u talk in a baby voice to each other in public I'm air striking your home

I was just saying this same thing to someone yesterday. Pisces season hitting hard

does anyone wanna start a slime business with me

deleting hinge not because I met someone but because it makes me wanna kms

No literally. if I was an outdoorsy rock climbing climbing bitch I would probably be married

I said I would never go camping or backpacking on my hinge and the gentleman of Western North Carolina are not happy about it

repeat after me, you will NOT meet the love of your life at The Lazy Diamond

love remembering I have free will and bringing a plate of sliced apple and manchego into the shower with me

my chiropractor massaged my vagus nerve so fingers crossed that it fixed all of me

three of my friends called me today??? they didn't need anything they just wanted to chat?? incredible I love it

planning my birthday party is acutely stressful but one thing I know for sure is I'm getting a spray tan

when I conquer my fear of flying and have a hot girl summer in nyc then what. u couldn't tell me nothing

when the person I posted the story for responds to my story. feeling like a genius puppet master

if I have one "out" for the new year it's people asking "so what do you do?" I don't personally have it in me answer that anymore

vein popping out my forehead trying to stop myself from talking about Grand Theft Auto roleplay on a first date

I have a date tomorrow so give me tips on how I can fix everything that's ever been wrong with me overnight ❤️

I'm drunk and typos aside yall know what I'm saying

going out on a Saturday night I asheville is like wow how many times can I hear wasn't me by shaggy

genuinely afraid of people that dry swallow a fistful of vitamin

living in Asheville almost a decade I can confidentiality say the "woo woo" and "enlightened" among us are some of the most tactless and mean people I've ever met

slipping on ice when you're a little drunk is the most indestructible you'll ever feel