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@fartcaptor.bsky.social

I, homo Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβ€πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦‹

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Shikoku puppy mugging at the camera

Shikoku puppy mugging at the camera

Shikoku puppy smiling widely at the camera

Shikoku puppy smiling widely at the camera

My dog before and after being called a shitlord

10.10.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Chill and comfy Shikoku puppy snuggled into a bed

Chill and comfy Shikoku puppy snuggled into a bed

Sometimes there is peace

10.10.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Leprosy AND a lil friend!

10.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a single panel which is a closeup of dazzler's butt in white booty shorts that say "praxis" in pink lettering

a single panel which is a closeup of dazzler's butt in white booty shorts that say "praxis" in pink lettering

which one of you twiter-brained bitches made this comic

06.05.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

two apples tall

10.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still need to sell these ASAP!

Support a disabled queer trans person living in poverty?

#ArtForAid #Watercolor #art #MutualAid

08.10.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.

There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.

What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.

It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as β€œwar-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest. There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day. What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid. It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as β€œwar-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

www.wweek.com/culture/2025...

10.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9471    πŸ” 2768    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 195

an enormous radioactive meowmeow

10.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That running bit with him is MUCH more endearing than his pig-based lies and being a boy

10.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HE'S A STINK HEAD WHO NEEDS TO STOP CREEPIN ON MY GIRL'S GIRL but other than that yeah he's okay 😀

10.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

spoopy ghost lesbians

10.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🐰🐰🐰

09.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2912    πŸ” 566    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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Just a couple of bugs doin' BUG things.

#lowpoly #animation

09.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1019    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 1
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Please perceive my son enjoying being vacuumed.

#soupcat

09.10.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hi!
Thanks for the share!
I'm Allison!
I’m a trans comic artist who focuses on dark fantasy, queer horror, monster design, architectural aesthetics, and music scene fashion!

My primary project right now is my dark urban fantasy comic, Somnus;
www.somnuscomic.com
www.patreon.com/jayeashtear

04.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't actually HAVE to hand it to any of them, and yet

09.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait if a hot lady bullied me into doing things

09.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to find some way to become fully awake, I got shit to do

09.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuji I'm begging you

You have to fight the horrible RNG

09.10.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Girldog does not appreciate Turkey Dog’s cursΓ©d appendage.

09.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
an illustration by Spindle of the character Asimov napping on a sofa. The view is from outside her house and through an open window. Sunlight is shining through the window lighting up half of Asi

an illustration by Spindle of the character Asimov napping on a sofa. The view is from outside her house and through an open window. Sunlight is shining through the window lighting up half of Asi

eepy

09.10.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3560    πŸ” 571    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, β€œdid you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, β€œno but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

08.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16168    πŸ” 3041    πŸ’¬ 226    πŸ“Œ 81

But she pretty!

09.10.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fluffy gray tripod tabby asleep on his back with a big smile. He is halfway in a sunbeam (which tells you how long he’s been there - he was in a full puddle of light when he plopped down there)….and the other half in shadow, with rainbow reflections scattered across his hairy little belly.

Fluffy gray tripod tabby asleep on his back with a big smile. He is halfway in a sunbeam (which tells you how long he’s been there - he was in a full puddle of light when he plopped down there)….and the other half in shadow, with rainbow reflections scattered across his hairy little belly.

anyway good night

09.10.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank goodness I'm not the only one who saw that the butt plant had sprouted a flaccid wiener that was leaking a lil bit

09.10.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHOA

09.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ugh, yeah I would kill to have had results like hers

09.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gained cloaca proficiency

08.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are, but what if more

what if transgender for EVERYONE

08.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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