Brian Barrish

Oh my sweet summer child.

Ah, much better

I heard that someone tried to smuggle seven porcupines in a pillowcase through airport security.

How do people like that sleep at night?

I’m not one to gatekeep cheesesteaks but fk that guy.

Union fans:

Hey @gaijinbaseball.bsky.social what were you saying about the KBO playoff format?

Good afternoon from Hawk Hill in Philly, where the St Joe’s Hawks play their final regular season game against Richmond.

Of note for my Aussie friends, Melbourne native Emirson Devinie is the starting guard for St Joseph’s.

I had number four. It still may be at my parents house.

A large scale distraction.

*gestures vaguely* Yeah nah.

Man if it were any more 80s it would have a Raegan in it.

A reminder that Girl Scouting of America has welcomed trans and nonbinary girls from the first one that asked, has always had lesbian and bi members and adults, never declared bankruptcy to avoid paying for sexual assaults, and never poached the other side to recover from said bankruptcy.

Lord help me they better not do this to the Girl Scouts.

$17.99. Winner is @djlitsa.bsky.social.

This is about what an “entree” costs at Subaru Park this year. It went up from $12-15 to $16-20.

(This burger was good. It wasn’t $18 good.)

I’m told — though I have no experience myself — that the strip clubs in Portland, Oregon have the best breakfasts.

Here is a hamburger from Subaru Park. A double smash burger with cheese, pickles and special sauce. No sides.

Any guesses on how much this cost?

(Price is Right rules).

He got man of the match… with two garbage time goals.

Oxymoronic name, a Defense Force that allowed 11 goals

ABSOLUTE FORNICATION

Yeah. Or we can drive, but that’s also 2+ hours.

Sucks that they’re our closest team. We were hoping to take our 5yo to one of the two remaining weekend games but getting to Newark on a Sunday afternoon is $$$ and MSG for an 8pm game isn’t gonna do it.

I mean I’d it’s even half as good as the audiobook I’ll be overjoyed.

Friends, I am going to see Project Hail Mary in like 2.5 weeks and I’m hoping it will not let me down. I need something that I am hyped about to not let me down.

Matt Doyle is now free to say shit

that MLS corporate would have lost their god damn minds for

I AM HERE FOR IT.

#AbolishICE

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

What if *the visit* cursed the NHL?

No one ever scores ever again.

Games never end.

Shootouts lasting for days, weeks with no score.

😈

It’s AI.

Weaker than O’Douls.

I think that would be a good image with the original Dumbledore version.

McArthur Park was one of my favorite disco songs before that and now I can’t listen to it on its own — I have to watch the performance.