Brian Barrish

I love this for you.

YAAAAAAY THE M’S ARE MY TEAM NOW

SOMEONE CHECK ON @xfkirsten.bsky.social

MARINERS!

1. Sports betting is a cancer
2. I’m calling for a total and complete shutdown of men until we can figure out what the hell is going on
3. Fellow people who experience periods: highly recommend against using cycle tracking apps because of This Shit

I don’t care about college sports.

Right yes thank you

Well, wait… there’s the Frost and the Lynx. So those count. Good for them. But still.

(Why not?)

I don’t really have any sort of beef with Minnesota fans, but as a reminder:

Twins: Nothing since 1991.
North Stars/Wild: No Cups
Timberwolves: Not even any finals
Vikings: 0-4 in the Super Bowl
United: No trophies

I didn’t have the Union’s Danley Jean-Jacques scoring for Haiti in a World Cup Qualifier as Philadelphia’s only sports win tonight but here we are. #DOOP

Danley scored for Haiti.

If you’ve been injured by Philadelphia Sports on October 9th, 2025, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

Meh.

🫡

Also, winless. 😆

Mets?

They walked Ohtani with first base open, then he walked Betts.

But, to extras.

I’m so glad I’m not able to watch this.

Duran came in in the 7th and walked in the tying run and, well… it’s up to Strahm now.

a man in a white shirt and black tie is sitting in a chair holding a microphone . ALT: a man in a white shirt and black tie is sitting in a chair holding a microphone .

Nicaragua be like

Poop and eventual poop

I’m having 2022 WS G5 Flashbacks…

The thing I hate most about Phillies games is the constant pumped in Organ music.

Now listening to Liberia 🇱🇷 taking on 🇳🇦 Namibia in World Cup Qualifying and I’m loving this commentator. It’s LBS FM if you want to catch this.

#TeamMeteor?

EXT: An elementary school entrance.

SCENE: My wife dropping off Miss 5yo at school:

#DOOP

Come what may; the Phillies have won at least one more game in the 2025 MLB Playoffs than the New York Mets.

🫂

TOOTBLAN city