Apollo the Ott

“Are you in a polycule?”
Yes but in the same way complex sugars are long chains from one unit to the next cuz my partner to me to my spouse to their boyfriend to his wife makes that fun shape

That unfortunate feeling of getting a callback email at midnight and being too excited to sleep when you have to open in the morning 😅

I'M HERE!!

#Animation #Furry #Furryart

Fun Festive Fact-

So there’s a Chrimbus carol titled “Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence,” which could also be reworded as “Shut Up, Meatbags,” and I just think that’s so beautiful.

BABY

Omg gay

How floofy that mane gonna be?

Y’all I’m so tired

Maybe the real dick suckin were the dicks we sucked along the way

It's officially that time of year.

Seeing these two will never not make me smile.

Boris, an orange cat, sniffing my hand

Here he is- the little cheese thief who stole some cheese and had cheese whiskers

ZONKED

I’m genuinely impressed

I just realized that I slow blink at customers as if they’re cats who I need to be sure don’t get spooked.

Haunted House idea where it’s just furries saying “it’s not gonna suck itself” and drawing abs over bellies and calling chiseled gods “dadbod” and “poodling ruins the magic” etc etc

Still sadly thinking about one time when someone said “I can’t be transphobic or biphobic…like I’d be nonbinary, but I’m gay so I have to be able to find myself attractive so I’m stuck staying a man.”

Like…baffling for sure but oof. I hope that person found some healing.

New and very accurate sticker by @iceheroart.bsky.social

Hi I’m me and it’s a problem or whatever Taylor said

Brace yourselves- the “stuffing” gay sex jokes are about to begin

Being straight is probably a curse tho.

Hearing cishet people say things like “god being attracted to men/being straight is such a curse,” I’m just like “skill issue” cuz I love my partners not solely for their body parts (but also love those parts of them) mostly because I love myself and am capable of giving myself MINDBLOWING orgasms.

Du hast MICH?? In THIS economy??

Doing anything on PayPal-

“Hello DEADNAME, we know you updated you name here, DEADNAME, but would you like to still see DEADNAME everywhere including places it makes no sense to keep any identifying personal info?? Hehe DEADNAME.”

I’m bi curious in that I’m attracted to multiple genders and also want to know more about interesting topics I currently don’t know much about.

Like in a bisexual way.

See the thing about my gebder is that sometimes I’m one of those lanky triangle face cats that honks and sometimes I’m a big ol Maine Coon motherfucker who reaches the floor when you pick up the front half and both times I’m just baby.

What sound does [_] make?
Oh, the usual.

No I will not be playing Sonic Blast.

I just finished playing all 4 “mainline” sera game gear Sonic games, and here’s my ranking-

Sonic Chaos- Short and sweet but good!

Sonic Triple Trouble- most interesting but TERRIBKE final boss

Sonic 1 (8-bit)- overall solid ooener, if uninspired due to repeats

Sonic 2 (8-bit)- FUCK tube mazes.

Can I feed him tiny animals while you’re gone or should I stick to making him shake the trees outside for fruits

a skulldog with hooves named [_] (pronounced "[_]"), sitting cross-legged on the ground, holding a sketchbook and drawing in it. Above him is the word GAY and an arrow pointing toward him.

gay.