Rochelle

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So, now you're all caught up.

I'll update this if I bother to remember.

But I sincerely love findom, old school findom, it is so much fun!!!

Hey, piggy piggy 🐷 !

All-in-all, between the deposits, the chats, and the calls, we are a little over $400 so far.

Well, that's how much is in my account to be deposited after all the gosh darn fees anyway.

That was yesterday and I forgot all about his little call until I got another payment notification today.

So I let him call and listen to me breathe and watch Pit Babe the Series for 7 minutes.

Had the timer on so exactly 7 minutes, click-up.

The latest part of our tale together is his whining for me to turn my phone lines on.

There Ignore Lines but he is so into that. 😂😂😂

Sure. $10 per minute plus whatever I have my minute rate set as.

At first he wanted 13 minutes but I guess he is broke (can't imagine why😂🤣) so he settled for 7.

Learning his lesson, he has now been sending $25 to me, The Queen, and another $25 to her lil royal ass, every couple of days

While keeping a running total because you know I wouldn't (math is soo hard, amirite 🤣).

See? If this dumb-dumb can learn, so can you!

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Now this fool gonna send some money and say that we should split it up however.

Well, let me introduce myself...

Hi, I'm greedy!!!

So I'm keeping all of it.

This year, he remembered that the Crown Princess' birthday is just a few days after mine so he asked what she wanted.

So I say pay her half of the rent $800.

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I really haven't been doing much findom because y'all are a complete turn-off.

But every year around my birthday, a loyal loser comes sniffing around to fill my pockets.

Shake my ass?

Who me?

Nope.

It's just commands to send me what's mine via chat.

Anywho, the reason I made this account is just to randomly chronicle how I'm taking money...without shaking my ass or anything...

Old school findom is so much sexier than whatever it is that the kids are doing these days...

Not new to findom so you freebie wankers can just lurk in the background.

Same for you pay-to-play jackoffs.

I ain't doing ish to "earn" my money.

It's already mine, so hand it over.