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@heavym4chinery.bsky.social explain

I'm talking about Sanford.

I hate that hamster so much

??????

Y O U.

IF I HAVE TO SEE ONE MORE POST RELATING TO THAT HAMSTER AND THE CHAPSTICK I WILL CRASH OUT. STOP PUTTING IT ON MY FEED, I DON'T NEED TO SEE MY BROTHER'S AFFAIR, my honest condolences.

As Hoffnar would deem a "skill issue"

I said to get rid of him not to see their sappy stuff all over my timeline again.

Got logged out of his own account, it's hilarious honestly.

I'm laughing at you as we speak, SQ pest.

// SIGHS

"Even Deimos couldn't help" hilarious. Stay that way. Good riddance.

A certain hooked wielding pest informed me accidentally that he had been entirely logged out of his account, to say I laughed was an understatement.

// might have to make a new whole account for this fuck. It's genuinely not letting be back in no matter what I do. I genuinely don't even think this is a blue sky issue. Sighs.

// please let me into Sanford account bsky I need to angst post

// help it's not letting me into Sanford's account 😁😁😁😁😁😁

That's a little blown out of proportion, you're just.. Unfit for someone who was going to be in a higher status.

You're with my identical, you have to deal with me. You signed up for it.

Oh? Looks like someone can't handle the truth of us looking almost identical.

Ewgh, still together I see?

???

Mhm.

No. It's disgusting.

As usual, yes.

Hm.

I seethe your mere existence right back at you, immoral disappointment traitor

You two.

.. Ah. Uh.

You have to hang on for a little longer. Some MERCs are being sent to deal with it.

You can, can't you?