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Laura Fitton she/her

@pistachio.bsky.social

Just another Dummy?

701 Followers  |  542 Following  |  211 Posts  |  Joined: 11.04.2023  |  1.9024

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every part of it sounds like a bonkers list of bonkers things his bonkers handlers have been telling him to keep him obedient and focused on letting them continue their sabotage of the nation

10.12.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
santa (in shades) puts his finger to his lips so you'll keep a secret

santa (in shades) puts his finger to his lips so you'll keep a secret

gotta assign secret santas or another holiday round robin?

there's an agent for that!

try it out...
agent.ai/agent/holida...

08.12.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Under Trump, America is committing war crimes. But under Biden, there were irritating student protests at a college I did not attend. I have never felt more politically homeless.

07.12.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1715    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6

and the blade.

06.12.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.

05.12.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3351    πŸ” 746    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 115

@hcrichardson.bsky.social like anti vax for renewable energy.

06.12.2025 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

i raised a family that still uses yogurt, cream cheese, sour cream, and takeout containers containers as tupperware

05.12.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FLORIDA β€” Woman in scrubs: β€œI’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”

04.12.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8702    πŸ” 4938    πŸ’¬ 1361    πŸ“Œ 722
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in my defense tho...

04.12.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when i'm on reddit and there's a link inline, about half the time i read the little search icon as a Q and think "wow, what's a ThatTermQ?"

i've even gone as far as googling ThatTermQ before noticing what my brain did

so, um, yeah.

04.12.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this really isn’t an exaggeration

04.12.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7547    πŸ” 1368    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 17

READ THIS

04.12.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5
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Trump Renames Institute of Peace for Himself

hey @nytimes.com i had the scoop on this story hours ago. add a reference in your story to my name and outlet. thanks.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...

04.12.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3171    πŸ” 605    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 46

48 years. That's how long trans women have been eligible to compete in tennis.

04.12.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1372    πŸ” 443    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 10

…that time my 9th grade English teacher said i spelled onomatopoeia wrong.

except, i didn’t. she did.

04.12.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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George Retes is an American citizen and veteran who was unjustly pepper-sprayed, arrested, and imprisoned for three days by ICE.

Yet he won't be intimidated by this lawless administration. He's speaking up and telling his story as part of a new $250k @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social campaign. πŸ‘‡

03.12.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2228    πŸ” 791    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 55

honestly surprised this took so long - the writing was on the wall when this happened in tobacco

03.12.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t know if that is, in fact, *outside* of torture

03.12.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yessssssss

02.12.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i found the only thing even sadder than Americans needing gofundmes to afford healthcare …

02.12.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the only real infrastructure for seniors is daughters

02.12.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it helps that i live with two natives (when they’re not off at college, if you want to feel old!)

02.12.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that, my friend, is the Gen Z stare

02.12.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is happening across the entire country; prosecutions are down because federal agents are rounding up migrants instead.

02.12.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 859    πŸ” 341    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5
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David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime."

In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." n.pr/4pFYoun

01.12.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 914    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 81
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Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords This is evil.

Thou shalt not pretend that you’re at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.

30.11.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 23685    πŸ” 7102    πŸ’¬ 487    πŸ“Œ 247

An important part of arresting the consolidation of authoritarianism is convincing corporations and institutions that Trump will eventually be out of power and at that point they’ll face consequences for their actions and by that standard this is a good sign

30.11.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2319    πŸ” 497    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 17

I'm flummoxed by the underground movement to rehab cancelled figures. There's a rumor that a studio head is planning to begin bringing cancelled people back. It's bananas. The industry has contracted, leaving writers, directors and actors scrambling for work and we're making space for sex criminals?

29.11.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1762    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 41
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My favorite books of 2025 25 books that changed the way I look at the world this year

I hope if you're shopping today, you stop by a local indie bookstore. Here's my list of my favorite 25 books from this past year, some old, some new, fiction, history, and current events β€” something for almost anyone on your list (and, of course, yourself!): www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/my-favorit...

29.11.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 15
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Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…

29.11.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9873    πŸ” 3685    πŸ’¬ 275    πŸ“Œ 292

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