Mr Giraffe

TIME OVER
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READY OR NOT
HERE I COME

ooh, interesting. I like how it looks like she's literally melting, probably gonna burn you if you touch the melty bits.

More like this, please! If it's not too much trouble of course.

I'd like to think that this would be GC's halloween costume. She's the richest cookie in all the world, of course she'd go all out for it.

Got the practical effects make up and everything. You know how it is.

Yeah I figured that out. And I didn't mean OC interactions, god no. Just some ideas relating to an AU GC I have. Mostly that Choco Chip would be extremely disappointed in how she turned out(In short, she became a cyborg and low key went a little insane.)

I've seen him around your posts a few times. Some neat ideas, had a few thoughts about him in relation to some other stuff I've come up with myself.

I love this attitude. Of just looking at canon and saying "Fuck it, we ball" and just blatantly ignoring parts of it to suit your own story.

I wish other AU writers could be so bold as to try such a thing.

Why am I getting the same energy as those early 2024 "Canon Character corrupted by Shadow Milk" sprite edits from this?

Maybe the jester had some innovative ideas for entertainment, he he.

Ok this is low key hella interesting. This kid who knows very little about the world suddenly thrust in a position he isn't ready for. At least, that's what I'm reading from this image. You're good at this idea thing, well done.

The fact you said "Next Parent" doesn't bode well for Eclair and Mocha's relationship, but I trust the process all the same.

This just in, Mothmaster threatens to release more Mocha lore, which will undoubtedly lead to further Mocha suffering. More at 11./j

In all seriousness, I totally understand where both Dark Cacao and Mocha are coming from. Let's just hope in the future, adoptive father and son can work things out.

Oh, how cute. How quaint, before Mocha's life just eternally seems to get worse and worse.

Send one to me as well, I'd also like to read it. (Oh and hi Eschy :3)

How many words of this dude's story has been written down so far? I've written my fair share of longer form content but I don't think it would've given me severe wrist pain.

Ok I gotta ask, and pardon me if this is a dumb question, but what is FARE and/or what does it mean?

Seems like you have a very... specific idea in mind for a lot of your creations. They're very tragic, tend to involve lots of angst and stuff. Wonder what that's all about. It's about anything at all.

Interesting to me that he went ahead and helped raised Mocha. I don't know a whole lot about Dark Cacao, but I think he'd just tell this lady to go kick rocks regardless of what she threatened him with. But I suppose stuff like has an explanation for everything. Right?

I've seen this AU pop up once or twice on the CRK discord, I think it's pretty neat. And everytime I see it, I'm reminded of this one quote from Paarthurnax in Skyrim

"What is Better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"

Today is Flat Fuck Friday.

Here's my Favorite Flat Fuck

The Saltwater Crocodile.

If god is real, then he must be very disappointed in us.

A digital drawing of the characters Wind Archer Cookie windarchercookie and Shadow Milk Cookie shadowmilkcookie from Cookie Run Kingdom. Wind Archer is looking down at a saw in his hands with a tense expression. His pupils are spirals, and the same colour as Shadow Milk Cookie’s. Shadow Milk Cookie has one hand on the blunt side of the saw, and other hand placed on Wind Archer’s neck. He’s leaning in closely, staring right at Wind Archer, his mouth open as if telling him something.

trying to get another goody-two-shoes to chop down that Bitch Tree That I Hate #cookierun #cookierunkingdom

Oh yeah, another thing. I'm not gonna miss getting constantly followed by Cougars and People who will Catfish me. That part of twitter can go die.

Well hey. Twitter's going the way of the dodo... hopefully. So probably gonna be using this more often. I write stuff so I might post when I drop something new.