Mike Praznowski

Will there be callers? I’ll hang up and listen.

It was a better nickname than Gas Money. I’ll die on this hill.

BRAZILIAN WHACKS

Gee I wonder which team they’re referring to here.

Owen Caissie moves up from his preseason MLB Pipeline ranking of 54 to 45. Genuinely wonder what those folks see in him that Keith Law apparently does not.

Fast forward to last night, a girl that I was dating (but wasn’t officially with) since early July made it clear that she doesn’t want to date me anymore.

If any of you are interested in betting on a Cubs collapse like in those years, now would likely be the right time to do so.

Personal note…

The worst relationship breakup of my life was in August, 2018. We all know how that Cubs season ended.

I briefly reconnected with her in 2023, but had a falling out with her in September. Once again, we all know how that Cubs season ended.

Good job, Cubs. Currently trailing the season series against a dead ass Cardinals team that you may have just breathed some life back into this weekend. Could potentially be a costly loss if they have a similar record to the Padres.

The death always has to be delayed 🫩

Taking too long to overturn. But Pat was convinced that Berti was safe.

Good eye, Happer. Much needed. Now pinch run Berti for him.

Alec Burleson proving that you don’t need a gold glove caliber fielder in LF as long as you can hit. What a novel concept.

a man and a woman are sitting on an airplane . the man is knitting while the woman is sleeping . ALT: a man and a woman are sitting on an airplane . the man is knitting while the woman is sleeping .

This Cubs team is gonna give me a worse drinking problem than Ted Striker had.

Spirits can’t be spirits without someone dying and holy fuck is this Cubs offense dead, folks!

Surely, the Cubs are capable of scoring at least 1 more run before they make 6 outs, right?

People who wish the Cubs would’ve traded Matt Shaw instead of Cam Smith right now:

MATTY SHAW!!! CUBS 2ND HALF MVP THUS FAR!!! TIE GAME!!!

Connor Noland, 🫵🏻YOU🫵🏻 are a Chicago Cub!

No. No. Not more of that. 🤦🏻‍♂️

YES PETE MORE OF THAT

Well shit

That kid definitely asks if his class has any homework before his teacher says so.

Cardinals PAs in the 2nd went K-K-K just like their fans want.

Are the Cubs trying to honor Greg Maddux and Fergie Jenkins tonight by hitting into all these 3-1 putouts?

if someone did that to contreras when he was going to step on the base he would have attempted to beat them to death on the field

Pete, I love you and that pitch was a meatball, but right now, you shouldn’t be swinging on 3-0.

No. 1,540: Seiya Suzuki singles with one out in the first for the #Cubs.

Only 6,380 to go!

a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a crowd of people wearing hats . ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a crowd of people wearing hats .

Hey Sonny Gray, chop chop.

Go Cubs. Fuck the Cardinals. Don’t @ me.