maryam

so fucking fire a tear fell down my cheek

pretty good if you forget hazbin hotel. it was very well drawn

My girl just sent me hazbin hotel porn

I’m going to start using this again before I go insane

A woman looks at Alex as if she's trying to discern something about her. The woman points her finger at Alex and says "Primus Fan..." Alex looks self-aware. Then she lowers her head and sheepishly confesses "...yeah."

id kill myself dude

Explain broski

they call me the jack off “all trades” (all trades being my wife) #GoonSky

You’re supposed to SKEET idiot.

Kingdom of The Blocean, a map ft.
@triballvisage.bsky.social @jtballew.bsky.social @thunabread.bsky.social @murritturkin.bsky.social and me of course

-Arlington

WIFE DAY #valentinesday #furry

Two nude men are falling in thr sky. One says "oh no! we're falling to our deaths." The other says "Don't Worry! I am uncircumcised." He streeeeetches his foreskin open and the wind catches under it making the perfect parachute. THe other man grabs on to the parachute foreskin and they both descend safely.

Trans woman in her 20s (desperate, grabbing me by shoulders): save me Trans woman in her 30s Me (overwhelmed by her intensity): *high pitched shrieking* Trans woman in her 20s: *sympathetic high pitched shrieking*

A nude trans woman has on dog paws, ears and a tail. She says "I'm a naughty little doggy" Her partner, also dressed as a dog, looks at her phone and smokes a cig. Non-committally she says "uhhh... uwu... woof and shit, etc." Disinterestedly, she takes a drag of her cig and scrolls on her phone. With great sadness, she confesses to her partner "*sigh* my heart's really not in this puppygirl stuff anymore." Her partner looks devastated.

A Starfleet officer goes to the replicator and says "replicator... cum... hot" A Bajoran Starfleet officer gives him the side eye. The first Starfleet officer explains with a smile "oh you see, my species eats cum." The Bajoran says, with some disgust as the first officer takes some big glugs of cum, "but you're human." The human officer says "exactly" while sporting a slighly manic expression and a cum moustache.

Drew a Birthday Card for my good friend @largelargehorse.bsky.social

#art

Did Bluesky just get awesome?

Honestly fuck the Game Awards for nominating Balatro. Ever since they did it got me interested enough to play it and now I'm so addicted to it that it's impossible to do anything productive. This is all their fault for nominating a game so good

random people need to stop following me. i dont follow back

Haus of Decline with bitchy expression giving thumbs up. She is wearing square black glasses, a black crop top with the Haus of Decline logo on it, a small circular pendant, an Amazon basics-ass black skirt and some regular black socks.

You are OK. Probably.

#Liked #ReSkeeted

Dump

Happy 59th birthday to the iconic Björk.

#RealOnes knew how desperate i was for this thing wth comeback on it. now i can just use chunks on it

#askingforafriend

👀

#vegans #vegansbelike

its like half the people here dont even question if what they came across was true. Heartwarming

people here are like 4 years behind on irony its like a goldmine of bait posting