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Lack Of Concrete Dinner Plans Leaves Power Vacuum Filled By Radical Pro-Tapas Fanatics

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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Psychotic Break Really Helping Man Come Out Of Shell

Psychotic Break Really Helping Man Come Out Of Shell
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

It is simply a real mistake to let the evil heartless people in the world cause you to become more evil and heartless

Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars

Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.

Kurt Vonnegut man

Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money

Crypto in 2025:

Joining my local mma gym and declaring my speciality as “Bard”

the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life

Todd sounds like an interesting guy, hopefully we see more of him

Democratic politician who speaks about Republicans entirely in maoist standard English

A joke haiku poem about Valve's new PC game Deadlock available on Steam. Text reads "they're pushing walker, can you help me def walker, they got the walker".

A Deadlock haiku

#deadlock #pcgamer #valve

Dastardly villain radio: We tie dames to railroad tracks

Are you what?

How are we feeling about long range and/or slowing bullets on haze? I'm trying to cook up a build #deadlock

Suspiciously glowstick shaped belly

great reply from the poop man:

Carl Weathers holding Grogu

"Now take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato.

Baby, you've got a stew going."

Oh, no, I was in a different kind of program for Gifted Children. Yeah, not the one for IQ, it was for morally gifted kids, preternatural wisdom etc. Yeah we don't have anxiety as adults, completely serene.

Elon Musk: I know we're bleeding advertisers, but my app's paid users have demanded to bring back a massacre denier the week of the mass child murder anniversary.

Linda Yaccarino: Did someone say trash? What are you using to dispose of holiday wrapping?🎁

Getting blocked from all late Gen Z/Alpha social media fashion influencer accounts by asking them why their Y2K fashion doesn’t include “the swing revival”

You expect me to believe that EVERY stage magician is just fooling us with simple tricks?? Come on. Some of them must have powers

(has spent a grand total of 19 minutes on this app) Welcome, New Followers, To My Humble Domain .

Feel like people just made up the Chicago Bears as a joke. I refuse to believe it's a real team.