Ryan

I hate getting toothpaste in my eye

If you get a new phone you have to keep the box it came in forever

My birthday is this month, have you started shopping yet?

Alright so it’s all pretty similar to what we have here. Pancakes and waffles being reserved for special occasions is kind of interesting. Overly sugary cereal is a pass for me anyway so I could probably hang

Man wtf

lol I had similar thoughts

Boss level shit right there

Anyway, time to finish up some lyrics

Life in the trees.

Yo what’s a typical Australian breakfast?

Annoying af. Like wow you’re so clever and funny.

I have a problem with people referring to breakfast as “brekky”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Cracked the screen on my new phone in less than a week, don’t you ever underestimate me

BAKED

That takes the cake

Me

When you’re on a bike ride and come across something agreeable.

Doing music things!

Everything you read on the internet is true

Hey bartender, I’ll take a glass of beans

Running out of gas when you’re on the road would be so embarrassing

If the government can shut down then so can I

No idea, that’s above my pay grade

I was actually looking at it yesterday and seriously thinking about!

A sophisticated lady

Drippy nut butter

Thank goodness you have that baby on board sticker on your car. I was going to intentionally crash into you before but now I won’t.

We used to have a proper country.

When the server asks if I’ve ever been to the restaurant before, I’m always like, “no, what do I do? How does this all work?”