30 minutes of cardio after chest and shoulders kicked my ass, but your dad gave me another 2 hours of cardio later 😜
05.03.2026 07:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
30 minutes of cardio after chest and shoulders kicked my ass, but your dad gave me another 2 hours of cardio later 😜
05.03.2026 07:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having queer friends in college is so fun until the check comes to the table.
04.03.2026 23:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I just finished hr
03.03.2026 06:46 — 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0The way my teeth can feel that crunch
01.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You’re telling me when I get the flu is when these daddy bears want me?????
28.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s like you get bigger every time!! Looking great dad 💚
27.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sad because I’m sick but then I remember I have suckable tits
27.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The boss came by to check on my work today at this event.
27.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 844 🔁 126 💬 10 📌 1They bounce! 🧡💚💙
27.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 23053 🔁 6404 💬 131 📌 47Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely touched that advice you’ve given others.
27.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 49 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0
I don’t recommend driving 7 hours with a fever but we did it
27.02.2026 06:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need this man expeditiously, thank y’all for understanding.
26.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Both are amazing but consider neither and drop them on the ground
26.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABES!!! 💚
26.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Guardian 🌿
18.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 7183 🔁 2443 💬 29 📌 8
Felt stuffed after a meal and got horny because of it… is this….
26.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUTIE!! 💚🥰
26.02.2026 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
✨heylo, today is my birthday 🎂 , and it’s the only time of the year I’ll ask for a repost. I’m hoping it will help me make some new friends! 😆🥰 I’m a huge fan of TWICE, gaming, coffee, cooking, and the beach, and currently teaching myself korean 🥰✨ #birthday #gay #lgbtqia
25.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 307 🔁 29 💬 52 📌 8Omg happy birthday! 💚
25.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday!! 💚
25.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture
get weirder 🫵
23.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 10517 🔁 4536 💬 27 📌 34Saw gay vaqueros today and almost started crying
25.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My precious boy(s)!
24.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fine I’m up!
24.02.2026 13:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Working a food stand at a rodeo and someone dropped the pork 🥀
24.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The person who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the inventor of the merry go round. They traveled in different circles.
23.02.2026 04:27 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0He does this (Christophe from Yuri on Ice)
22.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The level of malicious gay faggotry it takes to understand this
21.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you like ONE “hucklerobby” reel and the whole algorithm’s ruined
18.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
what the hell is a MISSMA’AMSHE?
GIRL, FUCK YOU
