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photographer + designer | austin, tx [fka sentient-dorito] instagram.com/nrt.des

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oomf in mismatched shoes @ the club

05.07.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bruise from the fall btw

30.06.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ted Kennedy was a rapist alcoholic who killed someone and served in the Senate for 46 years

30.06.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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28.06.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13073    πŸ” 2781    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 37

What are you as a gay guy doing with a Morgan wallen song on your story… baby that’s not our lifestyle, you need to start dating women if you’re gonna do all that

27.06.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been the siren, been the saint

27.06.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Society if HBO brought back the show Legendary

26.06.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

YESSSSS

27.06.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Save us, Godzilla!!

27.06.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dreamt I received a $25K bonus…needless to say, I was very unhappy looking at my bank account this morning!

27.06.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

watching rich people and their shills melt down re: mamdani should tell you everything - when voters get energized by a young, progressive candidate who wants to tax billionaires fairly, suddenly you have laura ingraham and cnbc hosts parroting the same fears. and tbh?? good! eat the rich, indeed

26.06.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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good hair day pre bike ride

26.06.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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but wait there’s more

24.06.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you πŸ™πŸΌ might do a second round

24.06.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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gays on the lake

24.06.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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life feels like this rn

23.06.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 738    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0

also lost a grandparent to Alzheimer’s a few years back, sending love πŸ™πŸΌ

23.06.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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hate these stupid bitches so much (bit on the neck while riding and had a minor wipe out)

23.06.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

woah…

20.06.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok I made a purchase and went on my first ride in ages, wow how lovely

20.06.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I felt like many things were overkill for my needs but I def narrowed down to a few options!

19.06.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

becoming a cycling gay as I approach my 30s just makes sense

19.06.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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spent part of my morning bike shopping and I feel very ignorant of the market and all the options out there but within 24 hours I think I’ll end up with something so if you’re reading this and have knowledge please share :-)

19.06.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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thinking about this print I saw at the tate modern

19.06.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hero

19.06.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my precious sweet devil baby

19.06.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIn New York today, masked secret police acting on behalf of the ruling regime arrested a political candidate from the opposition party.”

17.06.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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survived all you can eat sushi

17.06.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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so this is crazy

15.06.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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obsessed w this photo I took in London

13.06.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0