your friendly neighborhood mel

Btw, you too can relive the glory of the 80s, by going to Galloping Ghost Arcade in Brookfield. 800+ arcade games, and for $25, you get unlimited play. It’s beyond unreal

I have anxiety just thinking about it…

Thank you! 🥳

Core frustrating memory unlocked, lol

Yeah when I wasn’t playing at home there was an Aladdin’s Castle at the local mall. Alexa, play Memories…

Thank youuuu 🥰

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The hours I played on our old Intellivision. Good times

The Journey arcade game

Folks also don’t believe me when I tell them this was an actual arcade game, but I was quite good at it at the ol’ Chuck E. Cheese (rip)

The high score screen of BurgerTime with MEL in 4th place with 12,950 points

Closed out the first day of a half century with a high score on BurgerTime

It was and thank you! 🙃

Woot! Thanks! 🥳

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you! 😄

Thank you!

*dances with tiny American flags*

A plate of hash browns next to a plate of chocolate chip pancakes

Breakfast for a 50th birthday dinner 👍

Colored-pencil card drawing of Mr. Bill, in the style of the 1976 Kellogg’s 3-D Super Stars set

50 years ago tonight, Mr. Bill made his first “Saturday Night Live” appearance.

✊

ISS piss tank, there's a lot going on right now but I'm glad we can count on you

Legend.

Aren’t we all! 🙏🤞

Thank you!

Thank you 🙏

You know, for my 50th, the best birthday present would’ve been the orange fascist suffering a painful death before the grim reaper drags him to the seventh level of hell.

Instead I got this stoopid country invading a sovereign country illegally again 🚮

There’s still 8+ hours to go though 🙏

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A SKELATEN IN THE SNOW "MONEY IS WASTED ON THE RICH, IF NORMAL PEOPLE HAD A BILLION DOLLARS THEY WOULD STOP GOING TO WORK " AND THERE RIGHT, ALL OF THESE GUYS WAKE UP AND GO TO THERE FUCKING OFFICE AND THERE BIG FUCKEN DESKINSTEAD OF CHILLEN OUT, THINK ABOUT WARREN BUFFET 999 YEAR'S OLD AND WOULDENT STOP GOING TO WORK, AND INSTEAD OF HELPING ANYONE THE RICH JUST TELL US WE SHOULD GO TO WORK ALL THE TIME TOO AND SKIP MEAL'S TO SAVE MONEY, IF THEY ARENT LITERALLY DEMONS THEN WHAT DOES THE WORD DEMON EVEN MEAN, FIRST TIME I EVER MET A RICH PERSON THEY TALKED TO ME LIKE I WAS THERE EMPLOYEE, LAST TIME I MET A RICH PERSON THEY TALKED TO ME LIKE I WAS THERE EMPLOYEE, NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR, FORBES PRINTS THE LIST EVERY YEAR - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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