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Child murderer

Toddler and Pit Bull. Toddler and Pit Bull sit at a bar with mixed drinks. The pit bull says "she's taking the kids in the divorce..." The toddler puts his hand on the pit bull's shoulder and says "that's fucked up, man." The bartender, extremely distressed says "Neither of you can be in here!!! Who served you drinks?"

Looks lik

Big boobs whoa

An illustration of a fish swimming through a tangle of lily pads and lotus flowers. In the foreground is a frog with a sword on it's back. They are sitting on one of the lilypads.

A small frog watching the koi

Yaoi

I miss my daughter.

I'm Birthday happy birthday to me lalalala

I am doing an Alastor cane for no fucking reason I'm not even going to cosplay him or smth

Can I marry her

Ngl the M Y P U S S Y I N B I O bots are so fucking funny

I like women too but rn I'm going through that phase.

Holy shit I am so gay for a fluffy pornstar with six arms and fluffy tits and his furry boyfriend with cat ears and deep voice

Okay chef, what are we cooking tonight?

Welcome to everyone signing up for bluesky now it’s open! There’s only one rule around here: I’m in charge of everything and you have to call me “chief”

Gay

Holy fuck I'm literally exploding internally why does this thing feel so chill compared to Shitwer

Story of undertale

Hello hi I will explode :33