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Mike Hammond

@srslymikehammond.bsky.social

Comedian, writer, producer, and sometimes actor based in St. John's, NL www.srslymikehammond.com

12 Followers  |  19 Following  |  13 Posts  |  Joined: 07.03.2025  |  1.8564

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A lot of people are suddenly really concerned about #ICE detention centres now that a white woman got taken.

#bringjasminehome

14.03.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank God, another Newfie. Switched over from Twitter last week.

11.03.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alternatively you can have my look. The only time I see people who look like me on TV is every Jan. 6 when the news plays all the "highlights"

11.03.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Switched over from Twitter a few days ago. The biggest difference I'm finding is the lack of the "n-word." Good job @bsky.app

#Twitter #X #comedy #jokes #lackofracism
#Bluesky

11.03.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working poor POV:

*passes a kidney stone*
*looks at clock*

"Sweet. Only 3 hours left of my shift!"

#paychecktopaycheck #comedy #jokes #kidneystones #workingpoor

11.03.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds.

10.03.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I always thought that Gary Peyton was called "The Glove" because he killed OJ's wife.

#90sbasketball #NBA #ojsimpson #comedy #jokes #basketball #iftheglovedontfit

10.03.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was NOT the book I was hoping it to be...

#comedy #jokes #dogs #GUNDOG

08.03.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You really could have left it at "The US is struggling"

08.03.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We also have Conception Bay South (and North) and Bunghole Tickle.

08.03.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly it might work to send the North Koreans in. We got a weird kind of racism in NL where if you're not white, we just assume you're a doctor.

08.03.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you try to go to either link listed, nothing comes up and can't find anything to back up the image. Looks like some good ol' fashioned propaganda to me

08.03.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says "Land of the Free" like punishing people for exercising free speech...

Guess they needed some nazi flags to be considered, "very fine people"

08.03.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With the rise in #Measles I move that we rebrand "Anti-Vaxxers" and start calling them "Pigeons." No matter how much science you show them, they will just 'coo' incoherently and shit everywhere

#antivaxxer #antivaccine #science #America #murica #vaccine #measlesoutbreak

07.03.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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