MisterJ

New hobby is replying to spam messages with llm prompt injection responses to cause them to spend money processing my replies.

Sex club or bar without a shirt on with "grope me" in sharpie written all over. 😈

After the Boston Massacre, the soldiers responsible were arrested and received fair trials. King George recalled the regiment to England, and then American leaders were like “good, that was enough, we’ll remain your loyal subjects forever…” wait, that’s not right…

Braised short ribs over noodles, roasted veggies, and honey balsamic glazed brussels.

Bringing in the new year with my bf with full stomachs and hearts 💕

Started clicker training with scooby snacks with my pup. He didn't even realize what was going on but the first clicker he instantly got hard 😍

What a perfect place to bite 🫦 😜

Ending with a frothy good time

Footstool puppy being a nice toe warmer

Boyfriend material 😍

I saved the living room video but the SD card in the camera in the bedroom is fully busted and didn't save anything 🫠
All I got are single stills from motion detection but none of the actual video.

I'm pissed. Guess I'll have to do it again next week then 😜

Yes there's grainy security camera video 😈

Of course I needed a round 2 though, so woke him up from his sleep at 4:30am and decided it was the prefect time to fuck him to sleep, nice and hard. A mid night whole stretch for my second load of the night too rest in.

He finally came and I slurped it all up and spit it deep in his mouth. Not letting him up till he swallowed.

Eventually I let him cum by laying on an acupressure mat and putting my entire body weight on him. The spikes dug deep into his back as his dick stayed rock hard, a true masochist. Just the thought of being used turns him into a horny puddle of eager pup.

His pathetic moans and whimpers and he was pushed to the limit again and again for an hour straight were music to my ears. His body exhausted and kind completely melted.

The way his hole inverted when he involuntary contracted and tried to push out the toy and my dick just made it sink even deeper and deeper into him. Each time involuntary pissing all over himself. Such a horny fag for me.

I DP'ed my bf last night with a 18 inch strap on and my own dick. He only got to enjoy the feeling of my dick when he was already being pushed to his limits with the size and depth. A nice incentive to take it all the way 😈

Your October face looks much happier!

Oooh where's that strap from? It looks so much beefier than the usual ones I see

🕳💦💦💦 🤤
Such a perfectly used hole 😍

All filled up💦💦 by @misterj.bsky.social

"For selected products only, there's Mastercard."

It's such a sad sight when I get home and in know my boyfriend isn't here because I see his house collar by the door knowing he isn't naked in the other room all pupped and presenting his holes 😭

I may or may not have gotten a few 50cm toys for super deep throat play. Now I just need to stuff him from both ends till he politely and calmly asks for a break 😈

If he can even form words that is.

Made a little test case for the UK #OnlineSafetyAct, to see whether we can get Ofcom to geoblock all of AWS S3 from the United Kingdom.

http://ofcom.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/

I used to do so much rope stuff but my hands succumbed to repetitive stress injuries over the years. I miss the creativity of rope but even a moderate rope scene puts my hands out of commission for half a week.

Leather and gear let me still enjoy bondage play but I do miss a good rope scene 😭

Deepthroating @misterj.bsky.social
His 🍆 super big 🥵

This is what I mean when I say boyfriend dick 😍

This is what I mean when I say boyfriend dick 😍

It's giving cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other