Tony Perkis

My friend saw him a year or two ago and I asked how late he went on and if there was cake. Started late and no cake, real jerk of a showman!

Udo Kier in Blood for Dracula

RIP Udo Kier, the most gonzo Dracula.

lol

i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong

Zombi 3 has some parkour zombies I think, but that's after Return

City of the Walking Dead looks like. I can remember Nightmare City but not that

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

doodle. write poems you never show anyone. make banana bread. take pictures of birds. grow a plant. the goal isn’t to build job skills or “become a creative” it’s to just fool around and experience yourself and the world around you

this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people

Formula 1's "we might get to it before the end of the race" system is really bad

The coolest part about daylight savings time is that the sun is in the nighttime and i feel like shit the rest of the day 😌

How much harder should I be voting

Donald Trump has nominated Porno Sean to head up the department of defense

Grabbed this a month or two ago. Is Matt Farley the only working artist who will pick up the phone and answer your questions minutes after finishing one of his movies? We should be so blessed

Go eat at a Jason's deli anytime you want it

oh man, hoping for coffee guys. we are an insane bunch

I was a listener of FBaHW in like 09-13 in the time it took me to drive to high school and then for one summer. I remember enjoying it but probably was very dumb. I still am dumb but different dumb now

but what if the wifi is out again?

Back in the day men had class

The hometown captain ds is leveled and the shoneys is closed. You can never go back home

It wouldn't be a holiday if my brother and I didn't comb through food challenge YouTube days of yore

Aside from alerting me during meals and talking to family members I haven't seen in a year, my watch's heart monitor is probably wondering "what is up with this guy"

Season 15 🍿

It is Christmas in Tinseltown and Season 15 of On Cinema at the Cinema is here!

Members can watch Episode 1 “Babygirl” & “Nosferatu” right now exclusively on the HEI Network 🍿

Watch here: heinetwork.tv/episode/baby...

My friends and I plan to watch it this week, it's a blast

Imagine licking my ass crack 👍

YouTube video by Found Footage Fest DEAN-A-THON!!!!

Dean and Company Dean-A-Thon over at Found Footage Festival www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrgX...

Web redemption

Sold exclusively in batches on Kickstarter

Turned around and pulled into an empty lot to take a picture of a pile of traffic pylons arranged in a way that at first glance made me think of a funny nativity scene. Immediately thought to myself "what are you doing" and left