A*

Rang the customer service button in CVS so much over 10 minutes for toothpaste that they had to get on the loudspeaker to say to stop cuz they’ll be there shortly.

Just let me shop without a personal assistant to unlock every aisle then

Insane Billie didn’t win Song of the year for a non-single song hit nearly 2 billion streams in under a year

Sound on for some joy on your TL

Finished my first housewives season (RHOSLC1) and Meredith is by far my fave

‘Judgement free zone’—blah blah blah. Don’t set up a tripod at the planet fitness

I can’t be trusted to count to 10 at the gym. I swear I counted 5 three different times in a set

Louder, Please by Rose Gray

This album has become my latest obsession

I love acting like I’m surprised when they ask if I wanna add two cookies to my order at BK like yeah I do want it but I don’t want them to know I was looking forward to it

Idk how they type without it, my left shift broke on my keyboard and it’s been a disaster ever since

Two of my coworkers never use the left shift key to type???

Oh she’s unhinged

It’s gonna be tomorrow right?

I packed my gym bag with a full change of clothes for going out after the gym after work with towel toiletries and everything

…except for actual gym clothes 🙃

Eagerly awaiting Spotify to tell me what kind of F-slur I’ve been this year

These weed gummies taste like sour patch kids and my intrusive thoughts are telling me to just down the whole container

Making Mac and cheese tonight, who wants to be the taste tester before Friendsgiving?

Staniford and Cambridge St

Boston Massachusetts, go fuck yourself.

It took me 30 minutes to make a right turn and travel 700ft

If your Mac and cheese recipe doesn’t include a roux or uses elbow macaroni…

My reign is over and a new supreme rises

And Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic BUTT

@alphabet-mafioso.bsky.social

Current fucking reigning Mx Ironsides (me) in my Tiffany drag for my step down last night

We raised over 20K for Boston Ironsides RFC!

Guess what we did tonight?

Some of these list names y’all have made…

You know they’re public right?

Okay yes but also the Drums of Death choreo is mesmerizing

This Fka twigs era is eatinggggg

Omg now you can get chicken nuggets AND mozz sticks going at the same time

No more glorifying and platforming stupidity in 2025

Read a book, have a critical thought, LEARN SOMETHING

My hips do lie 😔

*deletes all food ordering apps*

I’m gonna be a better person

*gets high later that night*

Okay but what about one more for ole times sake

Bionic leg