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Responsible for the huge drop in listeners after the breakfast show on Radio X 🎵 Host of Zero Ducks Given cricket podcast 🏏 For any enquires : andy@altalomamgmt.com 👍
Dad and I recreated that video from the wrestling 24 years later
Enjoy...
I reckon the conclave chose the new Pope after five minutes and now they're just in there hanging out with the fellas drinking and partying and doing all the fun stuff they can't do normally
"Send the black smoke up lads, Steve has just made frozen margaritas"
🚨 Playing the brand new track from PULP(!) on Radio X after midday 🚨
10.04.2025 11:00 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Happy Masters Day to all that celebrate
❤️⛳️
No.
04.04.2025 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm not usually one to compliment Trump but if he IS working for Putin... you've got to say he's fucking nailing it to be fair 👌
04.04.2025 18:03 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0
Just need a 'T' then I'll be able to spell "frost" 🤞
26.03.2025 21:52 — 👍 34 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Nothing bleaker than when you go for a poo in one of those toilets with sensor lighting and suddenly it goes pitch black so you have to start waving your arms around with your trousers round your ankles
23.03.2025 19:53 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
Happy International Women's Day!
Here's a photo of me and my wife to celebrate x
All these celebrities are releasing their own alcohol brands nowadays. The Rock with his tequila, Ryan Reynolds with his gin...
I'll tell you now if Kinga from Big Brother brings out a wine I'm not drinking it
Can't believe a generation of Americans raised on Rocky IV, Rambo III and Air Force One have forgotten Russia are the bad guys.
Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed for crying out loud!
Did he die for nothing?? 💔
😂😂
11.02.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Am I seeing things or is that Jack kid from The Traitors on the Luton Express advert???
He couldn't get off the train quick enough on the show, now he's bloody advertising me to get on one
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"
80 years since the liberation of Auschwitz.
A long time ago in some ways but also terrifyingly recent.
The most unimaginable event in recent history.
RIP x
The "outies" in Severance don't take enough advantage of their "innies"
I'd draw a cock and balls on my face 2 seconds before I get in the lift
Darwin Nunez. Misses a sitter, scores twice then should be sent off
All in 25 minutes 😂
Never change ❤️
🚨NEW EPISODE OUT NOW🚨
"Nervous 190s"
- The #WAshes are underway
- Unofficial merch! 👕
- Finny's 1st ball in Test cricket 🏏
- Jimmy A just can't stop playing🏃♂️
- Spend Valentine's Day with the Love God himself! ❤️
podcast.sport-social.co.uk/podcast/zero...
Come on mate bend your back fucking hell
17.01.2025 19:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He's in goal
15.01.2025 10:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Feel a bit irresponsible that on the football game I play on my phone I just offered "R Kelly" a new contract
Sure he's got his issues but he's been great at the back for me this season
In a spirit of undignified begging, we are now undignifyedly begging.
12.01.2025 11:30 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Here is the Donald Trump x Biffy Clyro mash-up that literally nobody wanted or asked for...
You're welcome.
I'd 1000% rather never win a trophy again than have that Elon helmet anywhere near the club. Can't imagine a team in the World he's less suited to either!
Couldn't care less about having lots of money, this isn't Xbox. It's about loving your team whether that's Gillingham or Barcelona.
Part 2 of The Best of @MyTCpod with some fantastic guests from 2024,
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social @jasonmanford.bsky.social @jonholmes.bsky.social @rosieisaholt.bsky.social @tobytarrant.bsky.social @stephenfry.bsky.social @dalisochaponda.bsky.social
Listen here linktr.ee/mytcpod
Happy New Year🍾
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29.12.2024 09:45 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0It's a fair point. Jesus rode his Dad's coat tails relentlessly.
29.12.2024 10:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've only had 1 win from 6 in Christmas crackers this season
Final chance today to salvage some pride, gonna sit next to my nine year old nephew at lunch
He's got a terrible record and his heart isn't in it
No excuses, need a big performance
Calling cricket people. I try not to beg shamelessly as a general rule but this time is different because:
A) I have shingles and feel sorry for myself
B) I’ve only ever once won an award: Worst Dressed Man at Moneyextra Ltd. 2001
C) No Balls always (quite correctly) wins and so they won’t be fussed
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me FIVE GOLD RINGS
Five is mental. That is far too many.
Who does my true love think I am? Mr. T?!
It's not Christmas without a family argument...
10.12.2024 11:06 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
