Toby Tarrant

I reckon the conclave chose the new Pope after five minutes and now they're just in there hanging out with the fellas drinking and partying and doing all the fun stuff they can't do normally

"Send the black smoke up lads, Steve has just made frozen margaritas"

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🚨 Playing the brand new track from PULP(!) on Radio X after midday 🚨

Happy Masters Day to all that celebrate

❤️⛳️

No.

I'm not usually one to compliment Trump but if he IS working for Putin... you've got to say he's fucking nailing it to be fair 👌

Just need a 'T' then I'll be able to spell "frost" 🤞

Nothing bleaker than when you go for a poo in one of those toilets with sensor lighting and suddenly it goes pitch black so you have to start waving your arms around with your trousers round your ankles

Happy International Women's Day!

Here's a photo of me and my wife to celebrate x

All these celebrities are releasing their own alcohol brands nowadays. The Rock with his tequila, Ryan Reynolds with his gin...

I'll tell you now if Kinga from Big Brother brings out a wine I'm not drinking it

Can't believe a generation of Americans raised on Rocky IV, Rambo III and Air Force One have forgotten Russia are the bad guys.

Ivan Drago killed Apollo Creed for crying out loud!

Did he die for nothing?? 💔

😂😂

Am I seeing things or is that Jack kid from The Traitors on the Luton Express advert???

He couldn't get off the train quick enough on the show, now he's bloody advertising me to get on one

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"

80 years since the liberation of Auschwitz.

A long time ago in some ways but also terrifyingly recent.

The most unimaginable event in recent history.

RIP x

The "outies" in Severance don't take enough advantage of their "innies"

I'd draw a cock and balls on my face 2 seconds before I get in the lift

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Darwin Nunez. Misses a sitter, scores twice then should be sent off

All in 25 minutes 😂

Never change ❤️

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Come on mate bend your back fucking hell

He's in goal

Feel a bit irresponsible that on the football game I play on my phone I just offered "R Kelly" a new contract

Sure he's got his issues but he's been great at the back for me this season

In a spirit of undignified begging, we are now undignifyedly begging.

Here is the Donald Trump x Biffy Clyro mash-up that literally nobody wanted or asked for...

You're welcome.

I'd 1000% rather never win a trophy again than have that Elon helmet anywhere near the club. Can't imagine a team in the World he's less suited to either!

Couldn't care less about having lots of money, this isn't Xbox. It's about loving your team whether that's Gillingham or Barcelona.

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It's a fair point. Jesus rode his Dad's coat tails relentlessly.

I've only had 1 win from 6 in Christmas crackers this season

Final chance today to salvage some pride, gonna sit next to my nine year old nephew at lunch

He's got a terrible record and his heart isn't in it

No excuses, need a big performance

Calling cricket people. I try not to beg shamelessly as a general rule but this time is different because:
A) I have shingles and feel sorry for myself
B) I’ve only ever once won an award: Worst Dressed Man at Moneyextra Ltd. 2001
C) No Balls always (quite correctly) wins and so they won’t be fussed

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me FIVE GOLD RINGS

Five is mental. That is far too many.

Who does my true love think I am? Mr. T?!

It's not Christmas without a family argument...

It's that time of the year again!

Where we are nominated for 'Best Cricket Podcast' and ask for for your votes but you don't listen and then we lose to 'No Balls'

(Partly because they're better and have more listeners)

Ignore the chance to vote here 🔽

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